Exclusive Taylor Danforth vs RipCityTwo

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  1. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    It appears that Rip City Radio morning host Taylor Danforth has called us out again. While it doesn't bother me because there are only a couple of dozen people who listen to their show, I thought I'd have a little fun and see just how strong your trash talk game is.

    I'm offering a Blazer swag bounty on Mr Danforth!

    Post here and/or Twitter your best, most original, creative, and funny insult to Mr Danforth and you could win one of the following:

    1. A Blazer pennant autographed by last year's team.
    2. A Blazer foam finger autographed by last year's team.
    3. A Li-Ning shoe autographed by Dorrel Wright.​

    And if someone comes up with something so outrageous, so original, something that is funny yet doesn't break the law or do harm to him or personal property you will win an autographed Wesley Matthews Blazer jersey.

    I will announce prize winners when I get back from Vegas on Thursday October 15th.

    You can listen to Rip City Mornings from 6am-9am, Mon-Fri on 620am or on iHeartRadio here - http://www.ripcityradio.com/main.html

    His twitter - https://twitter.com/tayloradanforth

    Rip City Mornings twitter - https://twitter.com/RipCityMornings

    RipCityTwo's twitter - https://twitter.com/RipCityTwo



    Disclaimers: SportsTwo/RipCityTwo reserves the right to end this contest at any moment for any reason. Please, do not say or do anything that will get RipCityTwo/SportsTwo in trouble with state or federal authorities. Do not fill Mr Danforth's car with dead poultry. If you do fill his car with dead or live poultry you will most likely win the Wesley Matthews autographed jersey but you will have to pay for cleaning and new upholstery of his car. Don't insult his family and friends.
     
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  2. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    And for some of you who don't know what is going on here...

     
  3. Fez Hammersticks

    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

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    Mr. Danforthwhathaveyou, who the FUCK are you?
     
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    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

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    Dwight Jaynes called - he wants his schtick back.
     
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    Denny Crane It's not even loaded! Staff Member Administrator

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    Who? Never heard of him. Does he have a day job?
     
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    julius Global Moderator Staff Member Global Moderator

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    The NBA season has started, I have more important things to worry about. ;)
     
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    JFizzleRaider Sad Panda Global Moderator

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    Mr. Danforth, you can call us zeroes all you want, but you're a chubby, white, nerdy looking dude that probably lives in your mother's basement. No matter what you say, you're one of us friend.
     
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    I think Sly the attention whore just wants him to talk about us on the radio. No such thing as bad publicity.
     
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    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    That's cool Sly that you're doing this for fun, but on a serious tip, why give this hack the time of day. Nobody listens to him, right? Wouldn't know him if I tripped over him. If it's just for fun, cool. But this is the exact reason I don't follow our local doucehbag media for the most part.


    Sent from my Baller-Ass 5.5" iPhone 6+......... FAMS
     
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    As if Taylor Danforth is his real name anyway...what a Chester Rockwell porn star name.
     
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    Hey, I'm leaving for vacation next week. The only attention I'll be seeking is from Vegas showgirls.
     
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    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    If he's got an issue with my S2 brothers, let him know I can meet him outside the media room 46 nights this winter.


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    Huh. I always took you as a thunder down under kinda guy
     
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    Use your iphone and ask Rice who Danforth is when you're on the team plane, the blank confused look on Rice's face will say it all. Then ask him who SlyPokerDog is.
     
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    Because the RCM guys are on the station that the Blazers are broadcast on, and are in tight with the organization. They actually broadcast from the Blazers PF today. Synergy and cross-promotion between the forum, the radio station, and the team can only be a good thing.
     
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    I had no idea who the hell dude was until he said something about S2. I'd think that makes him the "zero".

    Clearly, he's doing his job (even if not well). By creating controversy, more people now know he exists and that he hosts a radio show (even if they don't actually listen, like myself).
     
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    :MARIS61: This is suppose to be Danforth insults, dammit. :MARIS61:
     
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    Sly, are you really in Vegas next week?
     
  19. SlyPokerDog

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    YES!
     
  20. HailBlazers

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    We said the same thing about Danforth coming down south to host Blazers talk on Rip City Mornings. #thanksfornothingSEA
     
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