Ted Cruz is a ladies man?!?

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  1. barfo

    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko boomer maniac Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Ewww. That's only one level above wanting to do Cruz himself.

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    Can you imagine Hillery saying anything on the subject? Talk about a shitstorm.
     
  3. oldfisherman

    oldfisherman Unicorn Wrangler

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    Cruz behaving like a democrat, it might work.

    Sounds like he is on Bill Clinton’s level, but will need to step up his action if he wants to beat John Kennedy’s record.
     
  4. MarAzul

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    Ha! It sure looks as if Trump picked the right woman to help him get elected.
     
  5. theprunetang

    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    That would make them Eskimo cousins.
     
  6. 3RA1N1AC

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    I heard she used to work for Cruz before, when this supposedly happened. Now she works for trump and shitbags on cruz and his wife for a living.
     
  7. JFizzleRaider

    JFizzleRaider Yeast Lords Global Moderator

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    You're a pirate. You'd be lucky to get some of that pierson poon.
     
  8. barfo

    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko boomer maniac Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Pirates pass on poison Pierson poon.

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    I've seen her act, she is talented at what she does. I can tell she doesnt believe a word of it though.
     
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  10. MarAzul

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    Oh! That is damn near clairvoyant!
     
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    She pretends for a living, theres no shame in it, I'm just not inclined to listen to PR shills blather on about whoever gives them the most money.
     
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    So wouldn't that make her a good lay?

    Oh goodness Ted, your 5 inch 50% erect dong is the best I've ever had.

    Jackpot.
     
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    oldmangrouch persona non grata

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    Today he's a ladies' man. When Trump gets the nomination he will become his lady boy.
     
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    oldmangrouch persona non grata

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    I hear there is a hot-dog shop in Chicago that is selling "Donald Trump Footlongs." It is 3" long! (rimshot).
     
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    Interview with a Candy Wrapper, the Lollipop Edition
    Posted by avengersocial on March 26, 2016
    It’s not often, I do a story myself. I have a team writers so I don’t have to. This leaves me the freedom to investigate and track leads. But this story is so hot, I felt I should do this one.

    If you have been on twitter #cruzsexscandal has been over the top and widely circulated but let’s not forget the anonymous video released that promised if Cruz did not drop out his dirty secrets would come out. I can say this day has come, given the release from the National Enquirer. But Avenger has a leg up on everyone. Our anonymous source found one of the alleged escorts who Ted Cruz frequented. Her picture released in our previous story is not how she looks today. Let’s call her Jane Doe.

    We were given the exclusive interview done by the detective that found her. We will not disclose her real identity nor her location, since the initial leak she has gone off the radar. She was found in a West Texas trailer park after a former escort feared that she would too become part of this drama and gave up her location. As promised, both identities are strictly confidential and shall remain anonymous. For now, we are just releasing some parts of this explosive transcript. An excerpt of his interview with our Jane Doe is transcribed below. Be forewarned it’s explosive. While we believe 100% that is true, we’re are advised to refer to the statements below as allegations. I do have the video of this conversation. Our job is to shed light and not to master.

    Detective: As agreed during our interview, your identity and location will be kept secret, as sworn and recorded. When, did you first meet Ted Cruz?

    Jane Doe: 2004, I was 18 and my regular client in Dallas gave him the contact. It is not unusual for this to happen, many clients for the service I worked with are lobbyist, donors, attorneys and politicians. That is why, I am scared for my life that you found me.

    Detective: I will not disclose any location or your true identity, I found you because one of your former clients gave me the information. That led me to one of your associates that brought me here. I did this because if I can find you, others can as well. This interview is only to assure you are who they say you are. Your face will be not shown, nothing will be asked to directly identify you.

    Detective: Did Ted Cruz ever tell you he was married?

    Jane Doe: Some clients do and some do not, he never said anything about being married. He seemed to need mothering of some sort, before we engaged in some of his requested acts.

    Detective: Requested acts?

    Jane Doe: sometimes I would dress as a catholic school girl for role play, that is popular with many clients though. Other times he would request for me to dress like a judge.

    Detective: I see, so would you say he is odd than other clients?

    Jane Doe: Who am I to judge my clients? I just do what, I am paid for and go on my way.

    Detective: What locations would you meet him?

    Jane Doe: Houston/Dallas and I have been to Alexandria as well.

    Detective: Virginia?

    Jane Doe: Yes

    Detective: How many times would he visit you within a week?

    Jane Doe: In the beginning, it was every time he had business in either of the locations. He would even pay for my flights to Baltimore then rent a car for me to drive to Alexandria.

    Detective: Have you ever seen his wife?

    Jane Doe: Yes, many times were close calls. I guess that is why I am terrified how I was found.

    Detective: I only found you because of your friend/associate. I think she is about to leave as well.

    Jane Doe: After this, I will have to move again. I am leaving Texas and I wished I had never met him. I never experienced this kind of problem as an escort. I knew, when he said he was going to run for president that I would be at risk. As a senator, I was not worried. I have met many politicians doing this service but never had my life been at risk.

    Detective: You have my contact so you can reach me if you need help. Let’s get back to talking about Ted more.

    Did anyone give you a specific phone at any time for contact?

    Jane Doe: yes, until recently. I was getting weird calls with no way to call it back. The number would be local and I would answer to silence. None of the calls were of the same number, so I threw away the phone.

    Detective: So, you are saying this is why you feel threatened?

    Has he ever called you recently?

    Jane Doe: Yes, it is why I feel threatened and No, he has not called since January. This is when all the strange calls started.

    https://avengersocial.wordpress.com/2016/03/26/interview-with-a-candy-wrapper-the-lollipop-edition/
     
  17. SlyPokerDog

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    I have no idea what that website is and I'm not really believing this detective and Jane Doe. I got the link from Mag's twitter feed.
     
  18. julius

    julius Living on the air in Cincinnati... Staff Member Global Moderator

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    God, I don't want to know about Ted Cruz's sex life, nor do I care about it.
     
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    I don't have any idea if this is true, and I don't even really care. It's just so damned amazing to watch everyone scamper about on all sides. The drama continues.
     
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    julius Living on the air in Cincinnati... Staff Member Global Moderator

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    It screams 1980s scandals, don't it? So does Donald Trump actually.
     

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