"Tell them what they've won....."

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  1. Boob-No-More

    Boob-No-More Why you no hire big man coach?

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    Yeah, but she was never into Barney, and has the timing and inflection down pat.

    BNM
     
  2. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Bob Akamian is extremely boring.
     
  3. BLAZER PROPHET

    BLAZER PROPHET Well-Known Member

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    Not there's a reason to never watch a Blazer game again.
     
  4. Fez Hammersticks

    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

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    I can picture it now..

    MB: It was a tough loss for the Blazers here at the Staples Center. Now we go back to our One Center Court studios with Eric Millegan.:

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  5. mook

    mook The 2018-19 season was the best I've seen

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    lol. I was thinking the same thing.
     
  6. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    Tell 'em dogg! I would bring it EVERY NIGHT!
     
  7. Boob-No-More

    Boob-No-More Why you no hire big man coach?

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    It has nothing to do with race. I just don't find him very entertaining. I've met Michael Holton - he played in the same rec league I did a few years back. He's a nice guy (and could still drain the 3), just not very entertaining.

    BNM
     
  8. maxiep

    maxiep RIP Dr. Jack

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    In other news, the stock price of hair gel has plummeted.
     
  9. Idog1976

    Idog1976 Well-Known Member

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    I guess I was the only one who liked "grease paint eyebrows" luftman and the euphemism man himself mr. holton. How many ways can that man say "He scored a basket". I loved Luftman and Holton.
     
  10. tlongII

    tlongII Legendary Poster

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    I cannot in good conscience recommend HCP for the job. There are KIDS that watch that show!
     
  11. Idog1976

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    And Grease Paint!
     
  12. Idog1976

    Idog1976 Well-Known Member

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    Dang it man get a "Thong" in your avatar already. Tlong with the Thong sounds cool to me and it's more visually appealing too!
    :)
     
  13. BlazerWookee

    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    Bummer for Tony, he really is a good dude. Akamian is technically proficient, but he makes Ben Stein sound like Marv Albert. Holton actually does better alongside Bullet Bob, but I think Luftman would have done much, much better alongside Bob, too.
     
  14. chris_in_pdx

    chris_in_pdx OLD MAN

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    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    I have a video of me on the set with my Golf Channel guys last summer. They had me pretend i was just some golf fan they brought up to interview. I have skills! I brought it like AnchorMan! I will get it on here somehow and you guys can see for yourself that my future is obviously in FRONT of the camera! "Back to you Mike and Mike."
     
  16. ucatchtrout

    ucatchtrout Well-Known Member

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    Maybe we can replace him with Channing Frye.
    That would be an upgrade.
    I know Frye probably wants to still play, but whenever he hangs up his sneakers he would be great on tv.
     
  17. Spud147

    Spud147 Mercy Mercy

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    What? I LOVE coach Holton, he cracks me up with the random facts and deadpan delivery. He's hysterical... give him another chance BNM!
     
  18. Spud147

    Spud147 Mercy Mercy

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    That is a great idea... seriously. Channing is a hoot and I would love to see him stay with the franchise in some capacity but I think he's going to play for a few more years. Maybe he'll come back.
     
  19. julius

    julius Living on the air in Cincinnati... Staff Member Global Moderator

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    I'm sorry for Luftman, but as much as I liked Michael Holton, I hope they can his ass too.

    Antonio Harvey would be good for that role.

    They should do a rotating "host" thing. One game it's HCP, the next, Eric M. Then we could have contests on here to see who hosts one week to the next, etc. Hehe, it'd be so cool to see Mixum or someone of that ilk win.

    Hehe! Maris one week.

    "you know, had they not traded Sergio, we would've won by 50 points tonight, and that'd only because they stopped playing Sergio after they were up by 80!"

    MM:

    "Fuck. Sorry, but this is bullshit. Why the hell haven't we canned McMillan?"
    Holton " Um, MM? The Blazers are ahead by 15"
    MM: "SO? They're not flashy! Look at Phoenix! They're runnin' and gunnin'!"
    Holton: "Um...that's who we're playing"
    MM: "Well, we should get D'antoni as the coach!"
    Holton: "Yah, and how many times has his teams been to the finals?"
    MM: "Fuck you. I'm gonna have some ribs. Enjoy the second half, you moron"
     
  20. Ed O

    Ed O Administrator Staff Member Administrator

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    I am sorry to see him get fired, at a personal level, but I agree with those that said here that the halftime show was UNWATCHABLE.

    Horrible.

    Ed O.
     

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