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Dew rag or douche bag?

Man he was my hero growing up though. I taught myself to brush aside pain watching him, somehow I didn't realize it was fake when I was 7.

 

Haha. My first week in Florida, I went to a bar where I could smoke inside. I felt so weird smoking at the bar, but was pretty happy. I ended up having a great conversation with an old white southern guy. He even told me that he bought an Oregon Ducks hat when we played Auburn in the National Championship game. Because "Fuck Auburn". So after that, a commercial came on the tv above the bar which happened to feature a black woman. He shouted to the whole bar, "That's a big titty N×××er". Everyone in the room nodded and said "Yeah". I walked out of that place so quickly.

 

Ha! Dew Rag on a Douche bag! Maybe that's why the bar don't want any.

 

Ha! Maybe you got the fuck a Duck treatment!

 

I guess I did. It was just really jarring to hear that word shouted out loud to a full bar and have no one new upset. The guy was an Alabama fan, by the way.

 

I just grab all my customers by the pussy.

Or if they're wearing baseball hats, or tank tops, then I kick them out. Cause everyone knows that white people dont wear either of those things. And only white people are allowed at my bar. That's why we have a dress code. Cause black people only wear certain clothing items. They would never venture out from the confines of our dress code.

 

You're condemning an entire sect of people for the outlandish acts of a few. Typical of you.

 

They don't give a fuck.

 

You want to Google some shit? Google sexy white moms. Then Google sexy black moms.

You wanna talk about white privilege go look at that.

 

Bunch of bartenders in here? Shit, let's get some shots!

Y'all should start a bartending thread to talk about drinks and chicken wings and shit.

 

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Ooh, I'm gonna do it right now. Honestly don't know what to expect.

 

Just did it, don't see an issue. This was apparently a thing at one time. Link to what it used to return?

 

Alright, just watched a YouTube video about what it used to return. The black mom search returned explicit photos. Big deal, sexy black moms was probably a porn site name or something. Google changed the way you get search results, you have to use a porn term or the word nude to get explicit results now.

 

Ok. So fucking stupid