Exclusive The 2016 BlazerDancers Calendar!

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  1. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    Is Dan Dickau's wife the GBDOAT?
     
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    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko boomer maniac Staff Member Global Moderator

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    "That's what Trump said".

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    These calendars just make me feel old..they all look like my granddaughters
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    I'd like to meet your granddaughters, as long as they are over 18yrs old.
     
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    and this is when you put your 72 Chevy cargo van in reverse...throw the duck tape out the window and keep your hands where I can see them while you back slowly away in the sunset..or in simple terms...they're not 18 yet
     
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    18 in dog years is 124..so you'll have a chance when they turn 124....and even a dog will be appreciated by then
     
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    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko boomer maniac Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Dogs are usually allowed to hump anyone's legs, no matter what the age.

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    That's how the 4th down punt was invented in football
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Don't forget, the calendars aren't just to giveaway. You can also purchase them.
     
  10. BlazerWookee

    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    Or have realistic fake ID.

    Plausible deniability!
     
  11. BlazerWookee

    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    EDIT: Crap. Does the bad taste threshold apply only to comments made about the dancers themselves?
     
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    I have heard the pages in the calendar stick together. Any truth to that?
     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    I'll get one when I'm in Portland. I'll be buying them wearing a long trenchcoat, tophat and sunglasses.
     
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    julius I wonder if there's beer on the sun Staff Member Global Moderator

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    366 days for the price of 365
     
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    dracula.jpg
     
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    HomerLovesKoolAid I have a well-known member.

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    Yes, eventually.
     
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    1 entry 12/10/2015.
     
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    Now that is alternative entertainment! At halftime thety should roam the prime seats hand out autographed pictures and flash cards
     
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    stampedehero Make Your Day, a Doobies Day Staff Member Moderator

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