The Big Pimpin' Thread

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (AmericanGod!)</div><div class='quotemain'>Anyways, back to the topic; THIS GIRL SO AWESOME!</p>

A question; are 's and aww's good in text messages cos I seem to be getting a lot of them.</div></p>

you're headed in the right direction i'll say that much</p>

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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (AmericanGod!)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

OH OH OH ANDDDDDDDDDD tomorrow our putt putt match has a bet on it. We didn't tell each other them, but what should mine be besides a handjob if I win?</p>

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what do you think??</p>

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A blowjob if I double her score?</p>

 

nah if you double her score you get to make sexy time... if you beat her you get blowjob</p>

 

Sounds good. I'll be sure to let her know.</p>

 

No that's the thing you don't let her know 'till after you win.</p>

 

Watch him lose, and she asks him for like.... a soda.</p>

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (AmericanGod!)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

Anyways, back to the topic; THIS GIRL SO AWESOME!</p>

A question; are 's and aww's good in text messages cos I seem to be getting a lot of them.</p>

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"Bitches love smileys"...</p>

haha. I love the aww's from girls. I'm guessing that's a good thing.</p>

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Ask for a hndjob, and she'll never want to see you again, she'll think your a pervert.</p>

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (AmericanGod!)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

Anyways, back to the topic; THIS GIRL SO AWESOME!</p>

A question; are 's and aww's good in text messages cos I seem to be getting a lot of them.</p>

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http://youtube.com/watch?v=Qb8dMjGn8-I</p>

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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (o.iatlhawksfan)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

Ask for a hndjob, and she'll never want to see you again, she'll think your a pervert.</p>

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Agreed.</p>

Do you really want to run the risk of blowing this? You said she had a good personality, does that include slutty?</p>

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Is she also a Red Sox fan?</p>

 

I'm not giving you a pat on the back. She'd be hotter if she wore more eye shadow though, and straightened her hair more.</p>

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BG7 Lavigne)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

I'm not giving you a pat on the back. She'd be hotter if she wore more eye shadow though, and straightened her hair more.</p>

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And dyed her hair blonde, and turned into a poser sellout!</p>

 

I had to work all day and couldn't do anything with her, but I did get a new car out of the deal so it's all good. For the record, kidding about the handjob thing. And she's a Yankees fan, bleh. BUT she is a Patriots fan, so that's good.</p>

 

Awesome! She's fucking perfect (besides the Pat part).</p>

Tell her to come on here We need some Yankee activity </p>

 

After I fall asleep after making hours of love to her, I'll leave this site open. Maybe she'll get the hint. Or at least make me a sandwich.</p>

 

Completely OT:</p>

I really need to get some activity on the Yankee boards. 6-7 active Yankee fans, but they rarely visit those boards.</p>

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (mynetsforlife)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

Completely OT:</p>

I really need to get some activity on the Yankee boards. 6-7 active Yankee fans, but they rarely visit those boards.</p>

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Start recruitin! And to get more female Yankee fans to the site, post pics of Jeter...or A-Rod, or whatever yank dude the girls like nowadays.</p>

 

Bubba Crosby.</p>

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I won. I made her buy me a soda . Why is the Pope trying to hypnotize me?</p>

 

Did you tell her to straighten out her hair, and put more eyeshadow on? Once you do that, we can take a picture, and we can reevaluate her hotness.</p>