The Big Pimpin' Thread

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by NTC, Oct 6, 2007.

  1. JE

    JE Suspended

    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (AmericanGod!)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

    I had to work all day and couldn't do anything with her, but I did get a new car out of the deal so it's all good. For the record, kidding about the handjob thing. And she's a Yankees fan, bleh. BUT she is a Patriots fan, so that's good.</p>

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    what a bitch, that's a double whammy!! i'd kick her to the curb.</p>
     
  2. AmericanGod!

    AmericanGod! Four Horsemen of 2012

    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (David_Ortiz)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

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    what a bitch, that's a double whammy!! i'd kick her to the curb.</p>

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    That's why you don't get the girls I do ;] The hot girls are Yankees fans.</p>

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  3. #1_War_Poet_ForLife

    #1_War_Poet_ForLife The Baker of Cakes

  4. JE

    JE Suspended

    not exactly true...</p>
     
  5. pegs

    pegs My future wife.

    True, all the girls love the Yanks boys.</p>
     
  6. #1_War_Poet_ForLife

    #1_War_Poet_ForLife The Baker of Cakes

    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (peg182)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

    True, all the girls love the Yanks boys.</p>

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    Especially Bubba Crosby.</p>
     
  7. pegs

    pegs My future wife.

    Why do girls love assholes?</p>

    And why do nice guys finish last so much?</p>
     
  8. #1_War_Poet_ForLife

    #1_War_Poet_ForLife The Baker of Cakes

    Marko Jaric wins this thread.</p>
     
  9. o.iatlhawksfan

    o.iatlhawksfan ROFLMFAO!!!!

    I've always wondered the same thing, but from what I see, jerks are more aggressive and outgoing than nice guys. Nice gus are a little shy, and like to take things slow.</p>

    Girls like getting in the wild side..</p>
     
  10. pegs

    pegs My future wife.

    Girls are idiots. I mean really, fuck going out with the nice guy, who treats you right, listens to you, and respects you. Go out with the asshole. That makes sense, right? (Yeah, this is pissed-off-peg night. SU lost, and I didn't even get to watch it. Not even a recap, because ESPN is a piece of shit)</p>

    this joke pretty much sums it up for me:</p>


    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.</div></p>
     
  11. <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (peg182)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

    Girls are idiots. I mean really, fuck going out with the nice guy, who treats you right, listens to you, and respects you. Go out with the asshole. That makes sense, right? (Yeah, this is pissed-off-peg night. SU lost, and I didn't even get to watch it. Not even a recap, because ESPN is a piece of shit)</p>

    this joke pretty much sums it up for me:</p>

    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.</div></p>

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    Go for the shy girls. The girls that like to be the center of attention care way too much about their "social standing", aka, caring about what a bunch of people who don't like them think. Its funny how some of these girls can act. If a girl is like that I just stop hanging around them, and then they get pissed. Don't even bother with these girls, no need to stroke their egos by hanging around them and giving them comfort and emotional support, they simply don't deserve it.</p>

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  12. o.iatlhawksfan

    o.iatlhawksfan ROFLMFAO!!!!

    I asked my friend on AIM, here's what she told me.</p>

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Cuz jerks usually are the ones with the BALLZ to ask girls out... most 'sweet' guys never make a move, and lack confidence which is a big thing that girls like!</div></p>
     
  13. zєяσ

    zєяσ Truth is beautiful

    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (o.iatlhawksfan)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

    I asked my friend on AIM, here's what she told me.</p>

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Cuz jerks usually are the ones with the BALLZ to ask girls out... most 'sweet' guys never make a move, and lack confidence which is a big thing that girls like!</div></p>

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    thats true...</p>

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    But if I get accepted into Loyola College in Maryland-I'm in luck, 60% female, then there is an all-girls college next door. [​IMG]</p>

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  14. o.iatlhawksfan

    o.iatlhawksfan ROFLMFAO!!!!

    When it's all said in done, they always go back to us sweet guys.</p>
     
  15. zєяσ

    zєяσ Truth is beautiful

    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (o.iatlhawksfan)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

    When it's all said in done, they always go back to us sweet guys.</p>

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    speak for yourself. I have the worst luck, I go to an all boy HS. :x</p>

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  16. #1_War_Poet_ForLife

    #1_War_Poet_ForLife The Baker of Cakes

    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (L)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (o.iatlhawksfan)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

    When it's all said in done, they always go back to us sweet guys.</p>

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    speak for yourself. I have the worst luck, I go to an all boy HS. :x</p>

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    In your case, they's antecedent are the guys, apperently.</p>
     
  17. zєяσ

    zєяσ Truth is beautiful

    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (mynetsforlife)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (L)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (o.iatlhawksfan)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

    When it's all said in done, they always go back to us sweet guys.</p>

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    speak for yourself. I have the worst luck, I go to an all boy HS. :x</p>

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    In your case, they's antecedent are the guys, apperently.</p>

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    Screw grammar.</p>
     
  18. pegs

    pegs My future wife.

    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (o.iatlhawksfan)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

    When it's all said in done, they always go back to us sweet guys.</p>

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    Then, they complain about their problems with the assholes, we listen, show that we care bout em...and they go back to the assholes.</p>
     
  19. o.iatlhawksfan

    o.iatlhawksfan ROFLMFAO!!!!

    not with me, they only go back, when I bored them to death, which happens to me alot.</p>
     
  20. JE

    JE Suspended

    I cleaned my myspace profile a little bit so girls won't think i'm a jackass [in the words of my friend].</p>
     

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