The Big Pimpin' Thread

[Stupid facebook friend joke][/stupid facebook friend joke]

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (#1_Yinka_Dare_Fan @ Apr 24 2008, 12:06 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>[Stupid facebook friend joke][/stupid facebook friend joke]</div>

[I hate MNFL rant][/I hate MNFL rant]

 

Bump

 

Someone gimme some fresh lines to say to some girl at the bar tonight. im in a dry spell

 

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants!

 

sigh, lame but i got none better lmao

 

"yo baby yo baby yo baby look at my penis"

 

Here's a good way to do it. Bring a girl to your place. Ask her if she wants to watch a movie. She will.

Then, pop in a porno. A good, classy one. Then, out of nowhere, ask "mind if I take my dick out?". Works every time.

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (pegs @ Jul 24 2008, 10:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Here's a good way to do it. Bring a girl to your place. Ask her if she wants to watch a movie. She will.

Then, pop in a porno. A good, classy one. Then, out of nowhere, ask "mind if I take my dick out?". Works every time.</div>
worked with Master Shake's mom

No?

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga @ Jul 24 2008, 09:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>"yo baby yo baby yo baby look at my penis"</div>

Lol, as soon as you said that I imagined you using that "And-1" announcer voice too.

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BasX @ Jul 24 2008, 10:40 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (pegs @ Jul 24 2008, 10:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Here's a good way to do it. Bring a girl to your place. Ask her if she wants to watch a movie. She will.

Then, pop in a porno. A good, classy one. Then, out of nowhere, ask "mind if I take my dick out?". Works every time.</div>
worked with Master Shake's mom

No?
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Every
time

 

"Do you like fudge? Cause I got a whole lot of that."
I am so bad at that.

 

Looks like I have a GF from NC now. Her name is Alyssa. Theres no way I am meeting here though.
I live in Jersey and she lives North Carolina. That chat was awkward. It all started with Batman & Juno.

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ace @ Jul 27 2008, 03:14 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Looks like I have a GF from NC now. Her name is Alyssa. Theres no way I am meeting here though.
I live in Jersey and she lives North Carolina. That chat was awkward. It all started with Batman & Juno.</div>

I could never understand this. How can you "go out" with a girl you've met on the internet and never actually seen in person? And that's not mentioning the travel distance between you two.

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (The Joker @ Jul 27 2008, 06:24 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ace @ Jul 27 2008, 03:14 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Looks like I have a GF from NC now. Her name is Alyssa. Theres no way I am meeting here though.
I live in Jersey and she lives North Carolina. That chat was awkward. It all started with Batman & Juno.</div>

I could never understand this. How can you "go out" with a girl you've met on the internet and never actually seen in person? And that's not mentioning the travel distance between you two.
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Heh. I was on another site, and two people were "going out". The girl eventually had to tell the site admin to tell the guy to stop posting in the same threads she posted in, and he had to eventually ban her.

It always turns out well!


When I was in South America, the best I could come up with: "How do you say 'I would like a blow job' in Afrikaans?"