Notice The Blazer Bench Would Like to Apologize

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    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    The Blazer bench extends their most sincerest apologies for how they have played. The gladly have put forth the gift of 58 points against the Raptors, as a sign of repentance. Furthermore, they herby pledge with the upmost assurance, that they will from here on out act with the greatest measure of effort.

    Please, accept this most heartfelt acknowledgement and steadfast expression of regret.

    Blazers Bench
     
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    Terry Stotts explaining the philosophy of the Blazers' bench.

     
    oldmangrouch, Dec 16, 2018
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    Thank you CC. This makes it better. heh.
     
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    Hey bench, you apologized and followed it up with this? Its like when my 4 year old says sorry for making a mess and goes and makes another one!
     
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    The bench would like to apologize for the previous apology......

    The chair, however, is feeling defiant while the table is alarmingly indifferent.
     
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    The bench didn't put itself together.
     
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