The Blazer Rap

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  1. magnifier661

    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    Aren't they white? Wouldn't they agree?
     
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    I'm thinking that went over your head, Mags......I seem to recall hearing a WHOOOSH myself awhile back......
     
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    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    It must have went right over my head because I don't get it
     
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    Woosh was certainly the sound I heard too. Maybe someone can UCD can elaborate for those of us slow on the uptake. :)
     
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    UncleCliffy'sDaddy We're all Bozos on this bus.

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    I'm thinking Rasheed was being cleverly ironic. But......he may well have misread your post and thought you were saying white guys CAN'T be rappers. I vote for irony, if for no other reason than I won't look stoopid......
     
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    Sarcasm can be hard to pick up in typing but you should be able to decipher it knowing im hilarious and posses an above average iq
     
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    People with above average IQs can usually spell the word possess, fwiw
     
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    LMAO, I was gonna say the same thing. You busted yourself on that one Rasheed! lol
     
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    Not necessarily... Einstein wasn't good at English. I have an IQ of 138 (above average) and I suck at grammar.
     
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    Was that the grade school IQ test or the college one? ;)
     
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    It was the test I took to get my online phD in "underwater basket weaving"
     
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    If you graphed IQ and spelling ability, the result would be a scatter plot.
     
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    Grammar includes punctuation so I'll help you out mags...13.8
     
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    This post just makes me want to say..Go Beavers! Master underwater basket weavers.
     
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    Damn, and I was just beginning to like you.......
     
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    Ya wat he sayd
     
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    I get that alot
     
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    From tip off, red and black is all we see
    Blurs of dunks ands loads of threes
    The Blazers are a special brand of basketball
    Even the best of teams will fall
    Full of an unstoppable tenacity
    Here, there is no veracity
    With a strength and energy unmatched, we leave it on the floor
    From the stands the screams and yells of the fans pour
    For they are the loudest in the land
    A force to be reckoned with at hand
    The other teams hate coming here
    Another loss they fear
    For just stepping into the Moda center, they quake
    But the doors shut behind them and its to late
    No matter who is on the court the job gets done
    And the score board reveals we've won
     
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    That was good!
     
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    Best one (next to mine. Needs to rhyme more syllables.).
     
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