The Blazer Rap

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  1. theprunetang

    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    Needs to rhyme more syllables.
    Every shot I take is drillable.
    Every time I step on the floor, they call it a miracle.
    The age is new, the starters are few, we get to sit back and watch what the new kids do.
    I'm broken to the bone with the la era.
    Sit back and watch what the gm deals us.
    Another pick? Another full on star?
    I'll be watching it coming in a motherfucking sports bar.
     
  2. rasheedfan2005

    rasheedfan2005 Well-Known Member

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    i blame my unsmartphone!!!
     
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  3. theprunetang

    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    Follow up....
    LA left us for spurs.
    Now he's lost in S.A. Straight looking for his purse.
    They'll probably come in first.
    But he should probably be a backup to Dirk.
    I'm aiming now. My arrows drawed back like mid-ranges from Pau.
    We got dame dolla and he's rising now.
    I'll watch the new kids ball and dame dolla with the 9 ball.
     
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  4. theprunetang

    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    Sly working like a dog trying to get some Blazers swag.
    I'm starting the fucking season like I'm going full on mags.
    Like a mutumbo wag.
    Your shit got blocked.
    I'm coming with the three like there's .9 on the shot clock.
    Your knees are weak, and I'm the true chosen.
    While You're signing in China like your fucking Greg Oden.
     
  5. theprunetang

    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    (Drops the Mic)
     
  6. riverman

    riverman Writing Team

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    Blazer ex's live in Texas armadillo road kill barbecue breakfast
    Run all out of water in the Rio Grande hell they died at the Alamo trying to defend
    Build a house filled with shoes but the shoes all filled with sand
    He's in Duncan's house not the leader of the band
    Over in Dallas owner has a palace always pays fines for his basketball malice
    Good luck healing with that overpaid feeling but I think you've reached that basketball ceiling!
    Going to rain on your parades when you play up here cause we're young, we can run and you've lost a gear!
     
  7. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Needs to rhyme more syllables...
    That's a quota that's fillable
    You call me second best of em
    Buster you can lay with the rest of em
    Yeah your the go to guy...go to the bench
    Shit your fifth string passing out towels in a clench
    Michael Jackson, shit, you spin more like Michael Cane
    When I beat your ass down the lane
    Block you into depravity
    You' fly to the floor, bitch that's called gravity
    The officials ignore your pleas what a travesty
    No matter what shot you take, you shootin' bricks
    I'll block your ass left and right with a flick
    Hell you won't even end the game with a nick
    What you think is a hack is just your ass floppin'
    You think you were fouled your brain must be hoppin'
    The calls been overturned, but it makes no difference
    You'll lose anyway no matter your preference
    And that's called defense just for your reference
     
  8. Orion Bailey

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    Man! I heard the crowd go "OOOOOOOOOH SHIT!!!!" on that one!
     
  9. rasheedfan2005

    rasheedfan2005 Well-Known Member

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    Lamarsha it's you I despise and loathe
    More than a grimey mold or a slimy toad
    My eyes behold how youre a giant load
    Of something id find inside my commode

    Lamarsha you suck, your tenure here, im past it
    Your moves made Greg odens penis stay flaccid
    Or was that the whiskey?
    Come back to portland?
    Youll probably cry "who missed me"
    You dissed on the city, so we turn our backs,
    Have fun riding coat tails and swinging from nut sacks.
     
  10. BonesJones

    BonesJones https://www.youtube.com/c/blazersuprise

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    Bruh yall are writin Ima come in with that AUDIO. A straight fire track.
     
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    *politely hands mic to crying lamrasha*
     
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  12. Orion Bailey

    Orion Bailey Forum Troll

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    HAHAHA
    AHHH STFU Bro!!!
    take it toe to toe, no more bull. Tell it like it is or put the slip back on princess, be my witness to your destruction. your gaping solo hole of a mouth... whats your malfuntion?

    All these lame wannabe poets, (none of them a loureate) driving me miss crazy with their miss lazy ways during these rhyming times, thinking they can play... they can drop dimes....
    PFFFT. Thats right. PFFFFT. Your breath smells like a fart too smart for its own good, not knowin your in the hood, but willing to stink up the streets with these shit talkin beats...shit stinks to know good

    So you say you get to it when you get to it.. fool, you loosin it. Times past, but your agony still lasts as you realize, finally trivialize, the existence of your persistance to say you can rap!

    Damn kid, didnt you get your nap???

    Who you foolin dilusional man? A wannabe superhero trying to dunk across the land?
    Better wake up from that day dream, before everyone hears your nightmare scream.
    You better get to rhymin
    Droppin the Dime in
    cause all I here are the crickets chirp when your typin!!!
     
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    Try to spit poems but you got no placement
    Must be tough living in yo mom's basement
    Argue with the answers to the question you ask
    Like Jim Carey takin' off and puttin' on the mask
    If you like to be liked and you want to get quotes
    Try to listen to the others for you go for their throats
    In a world filled with haters and doubters and trolls
    Learn a post ain't a thread and a thread ain't a poll
     
  14. riverman

    riverman Writing Team

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    Holy Lymerick Batman!
     
  15. UncleCliffy'sDaddy

    UncleCliffy'sDaddy We're all Bozos on this bus.

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    Now that's funny shit. :biglaugh:
     
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  16. Orion Bailey

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    Man If Bones pops up with some audio clip he is gonna be flamin BIG time !!! HAHAHA
    Bring it Bones, I like ya bro!
     
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  17. BonesJones

    BonesJones https://www.youtube.com/c/blazersuprise

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    All I have to say is that was softer than Charmin
     
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    BonesJones https://www.youtube.com/c/blazersuprise

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    Honestly I am. Some might doubt it. But it'll be enough to make Marsha cry.
     
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    GriLtCheeZ "Well, I'm not lookin' for trouble."

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    I thought the Oregonian term was Wangster (wannabegangsta)
     
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