The Blazer Rap

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  1. PtldPlatypus

    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Most of us don't scream at our loads, but to each their own, I guess.
     
    PtldPlatypus, Aug 10, 2016
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    Done that for years. Its lame.
     
    Orion Bailey, Aug 10, 2016
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    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Blazers death metal? Hmm
     
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    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Whenever works for you and bones
     
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    How about not this saturday, but the following?
     
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    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Fine with me...let's see if that works for @BonesJones
     
    Chris Craig, Aug 10, 2016
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    Festosterone Ezeli makes us better in the paint
    He'll toughen up Meyers cause Meyers just ain't
    With an ET lob and a scorer in the lane
    Teams will have to think twice about doubling Dame
    Got length, got depth and a leader that's real
    Better guys came back better than some lame trade deal!
     
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    You almost got a like.

    Then I realized you slammed my man!
     
    Orion Bailey, Aug 10, 2016
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    I should get a like just for the Dr Seuss cadence alone
     
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    There you go again showing your age. Dr who? ;)
     
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    We over 60 rappers here...UCD...myself..jlprk..we hold our own around here! I mean...jlprk cracked out a lymeric..that's a memory cell you young whippersnappers haven't found yet!
     
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    So no kids eh? Dr Who....even I know Dr Who!
     
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    Whos on first?
     
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    Who's Next is a better recording
     
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    Whos who was still the best
     
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    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    There was a new young fan from Portland
    Who wasn't exactly from Smartland.
    When Canzano said "Fire"
    Though nothing was dire
    He said Whitsitt you shouldn't support, fan.
     
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    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Olshey dropped cheddar to keep the team together
    bankin' on us gettin' better than San Diego weather.
    McCollum's getting maxed, Crabbe's offer got matched,
    while Ezeli's lookin' jacked; and we ain't lookin' back.
    Brought Turner from Boston despite what he costin';
    the lobs he be tossin' gon' make our bigs look awesome!

    Well, that sucked...
     
    PtldPlatypus, Aug 10, 2016
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    On the fly, that was pretty fricken sweet! :)

    Execpt that Ezeli hatin part! ;)
     
    Orion Bailey, Aug 10, 2016
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    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Not hating. You seen his instagram posts? Dude is yoked. Looks like @dviss1 with his shirt off. That's what I mean't by "jacked"--ripped like a body-builder.
     
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    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    Dr. Seuss. He invented rap.
     
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