Zombie The Coronavirus Financial Thread (Personal, Local, National)

If you're looking for this group of nerds to provide you with access to beautiful women, I think you're in for a major disappointment.

 

Hey, it's like I have a twin.

 

Ha, my buddy just got this yesterday. Took his van in for an oil change. Recommended to do a transmission flush and a couple parts, $1400 bill. He is going on a long road trip in two weeks so he went with it. He has 3 kids though, so still plenty of Biden bucks left.

 

They should get spinning wheels, keeps them cleaner and it conserves energy.

 

Our garage is packed but we have room for our full sized car. The only problem is that I need lots of room to get in and out of a car so my wife parks leaving a tiny space for her to get in and out and a much larger space for me. It all makes me feel guilty even though she usually but not always has to run around the car to assist me. I could use a car with doors like that.

 

stocks fell up to 5-6% until Jerome Powell indicated that printers go brrrrrrr and I'm in the green again.

 

Booyah! Went from down big to up big. Keep those printers going!

 

GROAN

 

-4% today

 

Natch.

 

Federal tax filing date kicked back a month. Yay

 

They bought the dip.

 

"The Gates Foundation first bought a position in BioNTech in September 2019, well before the COVID-19 pandemic hit. It invested $55 million in the biotech, with the potential for total funding to reach $100 million."

 

Its all rigged



This isn't even getting into the Senators with inside info or Hedge Funds manipulating the market