The Final Word On Obama's Birth Certificate

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  1. BLAZER PROPHET

    BLAZER PROPHET Well-Known Member

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    For the sake of argument, let's say the Birth Certificate is fictional. It wouldn't be hard for Obama and his folks to arrange for a false Birth Certificate with the type of connections he has.

    We do know he has lived in the US all but a handful of days at the very least. To me, the qualifies him to be the President. I firmly believe in both the letter and the spirit of the law and that some pragmatism is applied to determine how much 'spirit' is allowed in. To my line of thinking, if he has lived here all but his first handful of days as an infant, then he's a US citizen from birth under the thinking of 'close enough for government work' theory. Now, if he moved here at age 12, that's another thing. But a matter of days??

    I think all this is much to do about nothing.
     
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    It's obvious you've completely missed the point. The question is not if he is American but if he is even human.

    If you were part of an alien invasion force and wanted to take over Earth's most powerful country from within where would you drop off your pod spawn?

    Answer: In that countries furthest and quietest states, Alaska and Hawaii.

    Palin and Obama are the anti-humans!
     
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    You're right. Screw the Constitution. Who needs it? Let's throw out all our principles and make up the rules as we go along.
     
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    By the way, Obama lived in Jakarta, Indonesia, for 4 to 5 years. Is that what you meant by "all but a handful of days"?
     
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    What a Fucking WASTE of time and energy. AND I didn't vote for Obama.
     
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    We got MUCH larger problems to worry about.
     
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    Actually, I really love that the Obama Administration is being forced to waste their time on this issue. It means they're focusing less on trying to implement their shit policies.
     
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    I doubt they're putting much of their time into this. He basically gave one press conference about it. He'll have plenty of time to implement his shit policies! :)

    The guy they have photoshopping up fake birth certificates is probably just a graphic arts intern. I doubt his cabinet is busy working on their Photoshop skills.
     
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    That's worked for Republicans for decades, I don't see why you'd be against it :) *poking the bear*
     
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    I'm talking about when he came to first live here.
     
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    Yeah, right. Who cares if our president is actually eligible to hold the office according to our constitution?
     
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    Wait, so now you care about the President doing things based on the constitution?
     
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    As opposed to ... when?

    Oh, wait. Didn't some Bush-bashers used to claim that the Constitution was destroyed, or something? Funny how that never really seemed to match up with reality.

    Ed O.
     
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    Mockery is something that hard to show on the interwebs.

    I was making fun of his point.
     
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    Seems like some enterprising person would start a church based on birtherism. It's got all the elements of a religion already.

    Or would it be better to wrap all of the conspiracy theories of the day together? Church of the Truther Birthers, anyone?

    barfo
     
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    I won't join until I see Jesus' birth certificate.
     
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  18. BLAZER PROPHET

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    Or barfo's.
     
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    Jesus has whole books written about where he was born and to whom.
     
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    Yeah, but a lot of people suspect those super-long form birth certificates were essentially invented/forged by his minions.
     
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