The Foundation for a Better Life (commercials)

Well, they are better than you, at least in terms of their morals. And you're better than them, based on your morals.

I'd like to see a Foundation for a Pornstar Life campaign, starring Charlie Sheen.

Somebody could run up and push down the Down's girl, and then pawn the crown on Ebay for some meth.

Or the kid who cheats to win could meet up with bookies in an alley after the game, getting his payment for throwing the big game.

How about the kid who is in the concert (I hate that ad, btw) gets heckled by a mob of drunk frat guys.

Or, in the last one, some young, hot, gold digger starts dating dear old Dad dying of cancer, gets Dad to change his will by performing unspeakable acts for him, leaving all to her, and then she bails to Belize with her personal trainer at the gym after getting all of the loot.

 

that would be pretty sweet.