The Gary Johnson thread

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  1. BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94

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    Are we really debating alcohol vs marijuana? Alcohol can destroy families, marijuana annoys families when a couple members become really annoying about it. There's a big difference.

    When it comes to work, no one should EVER do their job under the influence of any drug (unless you think caffeine is a drug).

    It's pretty simple, also both have medicinal purposes. Isn't drinking a glass of red wine every so often good for you? I know that weed has a lot of pain relief purposes, my mother doesn't smoke it but uses the body creams and it has really helped her arthritis.
     
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    Back to Gary Johnson...I heard him talking in an interview about tax breaks for made in America goods...I liked his slant on it...he wants to basically get rid of income tax and have a larger luxury tax and import tax. Give the workers a shot at having a middle class lifestyle with some expendable income or savings ability.
     
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    What? You never experienced watching the women improve with each snifter, neat from the Glen? Geez, that is missing out! Prettier than a hot house flower, man! They don't teach that at MIT.
    Oh bye the way, it makes Willie Nelson better too.
     
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    Come on guys, everyone knows the old cliché pot smoker, beating his wife and kids in between bong hits.

    Oh wait.
     
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    How can you justify spending money on drugs when there are orphans out there without cable?
     
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    the title of this thread made me think of another oden dick pic thread
     
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    Absolutely false. If my dad had drank himself stupid every night he might have kept a job for more than a few months. Not all drunks beat women.

    He wanted to get high and we'd end up living with my grandmother again. Over and over. My parents weren't married when my younger brother was born. She'd divorced him and he stopped smoking pot later on and they got back together. He was 8 months old when dad missed work and got fired again. I was 7.

    That was the end of our family.

    He may have just been a lazy douche because of the pot, at least when he crashed his 60 something Econoline van and went through the windshield he was so high he didn't die.

    I was a kid when that accident happened, years later I was wandering around the family farm and found it hidden between some trees. The front was gone, you could walk into the van from straight on. I'd never seen the van after the wreck, it was amazing he lived.
     
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    1. People who swerve left to turn right at an intersection.
    2. People who block the Winco checkout lane with their cart.
    3. Left lane speed limit Nazis.
    4. People who take more than 3 minutes at a Redbox
    5. Cashiers who talk to the customer in front of you so much they slow down.
    6. Everyone else but me at fucking Costco. I hate everyone in the store except the employees.
    7. Sam's Club employees. Same stupid customers with an extra helping of stupid employees.
    8. People who laugh like they are at a comedy club while at a quiet lunch spot. Usually they laugh at what THEY are saying, not something someone else said.
    9. Friends taking up identical weight machines at the gym and talking to each other for 10 minutes between sets. I literally try to use my mind to give them strokes. I figure you'll never know you can do it unless you try.
    10. Tool truck salesman. I'll gladly pay you twice as much as a tool should cost because you drive around in a giant gas guzzler and bullshit with employees of every shop you stop at. Yeah, no thanks.
     
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    1. Democrats
    2. Republicans
    3. People that complain but don't take action

    ANYWAY, back to Gary Johnson..
     
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    wisdom is knowing what not to do....forgive him and be a better dad, that's all we got bro! Thanks for sharing your story...heartfelt...
     
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    I joked with my coworker yesterday that I would call in sick today. I haven't done it in the 10 years I've worked here. The few times I've missed work I've gone in sick and got sent home. That's entirely because of my dad.
     
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    1) l*ker fans
    2) cl*pper fans
    3) r*ckets fans
    4) Gsw fans
    5) carnies... you know, circus folk
    6) people who are intolerant of other peopls culture
    7) the dutch
     
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    This thread gives the appropriate number of fucks about Gary Johnson.
     
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    I don't know man. It has basically just been about weed for 6 pages.

    How about his stance on immigration. He has done more work in a state that borders Mexico than either Trump or Hillary, probably.
     
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    I'm saying nearly no fucks is the appropriate number of fucks to give about Gary Johnson.
     
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    Gary Johnson wouldn't lie about paying ransom for hostages. ;)
     
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    Beating a dead horse.jpg
     

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