Game Thread THE HAWAI'I RAINBOW WARRIORS vs oregon state beavers

I thought you might be one of these!

If thats not gross?

 

I'm a one cat per household kinda cat. I go hannibal lecter on other cats that show up at my house.

 

I needed some more toilet paper.

 

Long long gone. The wouldn't even give him new carpet in his office let alone upgrade the facilities so he left. He must have left 15 or 20 years ago.

 

I had a great aunt that was worse than that. She lived in the woods in Tualatin back in the 50s in a completely dilapidated small trailer house that stunk of cats and had open cans of cat food all over. Cat hair was everywhere. Her home was so bad that you couldn't have sold it for a penny, no, you'd have to pay someone to haul it away. She had twice that many cats half of which rotated between her trailer house and the woods. I imagine they ate mice, birds and other critters to supplement their diet.
On the plus side, my great aunt loved me, my brother and my two local cousins. Whenever she came to visit she either gave us a nickel or some sort of treat, usually Beeman's gum or clove gum or black jack gum worth a nickel each pack of five sticks. I loved her but not her home.
My great aunt is buried in River View cemetery near the West end of the Sellwood bridge, a very upscale cemetery. I'm sure the rest of her family paid that cost. I was just old enough to be one of the pall bearers. Strike that my cloudy memory has cleared. My father was a pall bearer and I was simply in attendance.

 

There's a joke here about "pussy" and "beaver" - but I am too polite and dignified to mock the disadvantaged.

 

So anyone with a pussy or a beaver is disadvantaged? Oh boy is this thread gonna be fun to read today.

This is Sarcasm! Please don't take that seriously. I was joking.

 

My neighbor say's they are one of the same?

 

For the record, I was refering to OSU grads!

 

So you're saying you don't hire "polite and dignified" college grads?

 

I love Pussy & Beaver. Just sayin' I'm surprised more top athletes don't go to Beaver Nation.

 

We have had two Playmates of the year too. Hubba hubba.

 

Back in the last century, I knew folks who refered to both Ohio State and Oregon State as "OSMooo!"

The former because of the massive steers they had as linemen, the latter....well, I'll let you guess for yourself. (slinks away with an evil smirk)

 

move this to OT please