The HCP is Moving On To A New Job.....

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  1. 3RA1N1AC

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    3RA1N1AC, Jul 15, 2016
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    We are! But I gotta keep it 100. This useless thread should be locked so it can fall to the bottom and never be seen again.

    Here you are getting our hopes up. You have us halfway thinking we have a chance of at least getting a solid Replay Tech (WTF is your job title?). Now we have to deal with the reality that it's still gonna be you... :devilwink:
     
    dviss1, Jul 15, 2016
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    GriLtCheeZ "Well, I'm not lookin' for trouble."

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    GriLtCheeZ, Jul 15, 2016
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    I finally understand this thread title..when HCP says he's moving on to another job..
    mexican landscapers.jpg
     
    riverman, Jul 15, 2016
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    That's kinda racist. My neighbor across the street 8 years ago or so was a Mexican guy. He was a landscaper and his yard was beautiful.

    One day my wife and I are driving home and on the main corner by our house were signs for a new commercial development. My wife says "ooh, future home of Fresh and Easy"

    Then she says "ooh, future home of Bank of America"

    I was driving us home so I just said yeah, then as I rounded the corner to our house my neighbor's kid and his friends were playing in the front yard. (I was kinda sad they were all Mexican, you know melting pot and so on)

    Anyway, I saw them and said "oooooh, future landscaping crew"

    BECAUSE HIS DAD WAS A LANDSCAPE GUY YOU RACISTS!!!!!!

    (This is an entirely true story)
     
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    you realize HCP stands for Hispanic causing panic, right? I look at it like calling Sly a dog and mean no offense to the non panicked Hispanics around the globe
     
    riverman, Jul 15, 2016
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    I tried to find a Polish landscaping crew photo...no luck
     
    riverman, Jul 15, 2016
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Read every post I've ever made, and then reread what I wrote. And then, well...
     
    bodyman5000 and 1, Jul 15, 2016
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    It's all meant with humor bro...it's all good...sorry, I won't probably read every post you've ever made...BGD does that
     
    riverman, Jul 15, 2016
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    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    I honestly originally read the thread title and thought it said "The HCP Is Mowing On To New Job". I was going to congratulate you for your ambition in landscaping.
     
    theprunetang, Jul 15, 2016
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    HHahHHHHHahhahahahahahahahahaha. You're lost. It's ok, HCP forgives you.
     
    bodyman5000 and 1, Jul 15, 2016
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    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    BlazerWookee, Jul 15, 2016
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    and after this workout session, he's off to his night gig
    mexican wrestler.jpg
     
    riverman, Jul 15, 2016
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    What is he now? Asian?
     
    Orion Bailey, Jul 16, 2016
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    My grammar isn't the best I moved out of the Hispanic part of town when the real estate was close to the bottom. My wife who was my girlfriend at the time owned that house. I wanted to rent when we moved here.

    When the market tanked I bought a bigger house in a better part of town for less and we quit paying the mortgage on the other place. Worked out great.
     
    bodyman5000 and 1, Jul 16, 2016
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    PDXFonz I’m listening

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    Is that thing even turned on?
     
    PDXFonz, Jul 16, 2016
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    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    Wife said the same thing to me last night!
     
    THE HCP, Jul 16, 2016
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    She didn't say that to me last night.....
     
    Strenuus, Jul 16, 2016
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    She couldn't stop laughing long enough?
     
    SlyPokerDog, Jul 16, 2016
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