I think we should all plan on bumping this thread at random intervals in recognition of the attention whoring that has been lost on this day.
You get this weird feeling that may he didn't really exist at all. Posters were getting too close to confirming we were being Catfished. Then, mysteriously, he has to fade away for vague reasons.
reminds me of this time i ate a slice of pizza then went to a 60 year old mans house and fucked him in the ass in front of his wife and 3 barking dogs
Now we get to the real reason he's gone. If you and beerboy hadn't failed so miserably to sate her, we'd still have HCP's company. A Tip of the Cap to one called home to serve.