OT The Home Isolation Thread- What are you doing?

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  1. MARIS61

    MARIS61 Real American

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    He wasn't slow to react, he was the very first, so none.

    Pelosi's stalling and 50 governors and hundreds of mayors have the blood on their hands.
     
  2. Lanny

    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    Okay, tell me this, what tastes worse than dog shit? Aha, I got you there.
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    If someone had a gun to my head and said either eat dog shit or human shit I would eat the dog shit.

    Or a million dollars, yes, I would eat dog shit for a million dollars. Human shit, no way.
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    I've never tried it. Why you haven't got me is that I'd bet dog shit with horse shit for a topping is probably worse.
     
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    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko Staff Member Global Moderator

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    The natives of Fandola Province eat a variety of excrement, and in my years living amongst them I had the opportunity to sample many local delicacies. In my opinion the worst is the baboon feces in a broth made from pig urine. Dog is somewhere in the middle. Anteater poop, on the other hand, tastes like honey.

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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Ugggghh. I would want to eat dog shit for a million but I don't know if I could.

    I don't know if I could eat human shit for a billion.

    I could do a lot of EVIL stuff for a billion but that? Yuck.

    I could even say I'd do it but I don't know if I could actually do it.
     
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    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    If someone put a gun to my head and said either eat dog shit or human shit, I'd say adios amigos, been nice knowin' ya.
     
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    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    I'm pretty low and some would say weak and a Billion bucks is pretty damned powerful. But it would take a Billion just to get that goddamned shit out of my mind and not a penny less.
     
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    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    Got my bootleg in-home podcast “studio” finally put together. After a couple interviews already, I got tired of my audio sounding like I’m in a tin can, so I went and got a real mic.
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    ABM Happily Married In Music City, USA!

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    Well, until today, the weather has been pretty nice in Tennessee. At any rate, we've been enjoying the outdoors around the homestead...

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    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    Just had my first work meeting!!!

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    If by zoom you mean he needs to be using the zoom out feature... Yes.
     
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    Looks like Zoo.
     
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    Shouldnt it have ended with, “watch netflix all day” to make sense with this thread?
     
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    Yessir. First time, very simple.
     
  19. EL PRESIDENTE

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    Over /under for an HCP jerk off session is broadcast to the world via Zoom?
     
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    Like the twitch girls who just, “forget the camera’s on”, does anyone buy that?
     
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