The Nets Haiku Thread

In there like swimwear!</p>

I'm ready like speaghetti!</p>

We needRod Benson!</p>

 

Three hundred haikus</p>

have been posted in this thread</p>

we should all be proud</p>

 

Goes with out saying
That the New Jersey Nets fans
Are the most cultured</p>

 

Well speaking of which
Real World Sydney's on tonight
Still like Parisa</p>

 

my tooth is missing.</p>

i'm sick of my fake tooth.</p>

figures, shit happens.</p>

 

Marcus broke his foot
First saw thread title, thought 'Sean'
A sigh of relief</p>

 

Would rather it be Sean</p>

Marcus is getting minutes</p>

Means more to the team</p>

 

I know, and you're right
It made me question myself
Sean-colored glasses.</p>

 

Are the gifs too much?
Someone tell me if they are
Don't want gaudy sigs</p>

 

Only need one GIF</p>

Two are making me dizzy</p>

but thanks for asking</p>

 

Marcus! Oh, Marcus!</p>

You've worked so hard this summer</p>

Don't fret--you'll be back.</p>

 

Marcus! Oh, Marcus!
Breaking is such sweet sorrow
Call Walsh tomorrow</p>

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Dumpy)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

Only need one GIF</p>

Two are making me dizzy</p>

but thanks for asking</p>

</div></p>

I thought Dizzy's made
Your and Jizzy's love child
I'll be here all night!</p>

</p>

 

i'll be here all night</p>

morning, too, watchin fresh prince</p>

always in chill mode.</p>

 

No liquor tonight
Got a round of tests next week
Responsible man</p>

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (peg182)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

my tooth is missing.</p>

i'm sick of my fake tooth.</p>

figures, shit happens.</p>

</div></p>

I've got a fake, too.</p>

I like going for check-ups.</p>

My dentist is cute.</p>

</p>

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (lukewarmplay)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

I've got a fake, too.</p>

I like going for check-ups.</p>

My dentist is cute.</p>

</div></p>

</p>

The assistant is.</p>

Her name is Candy, haha.</p>

maybe a stripper?</p>

 

Its time for breakfast
But the fridgeadare is bare
Easy-Mac cuisine</p>

 

Damn I wantto eat</p>

Because I am hungry now</p>

I got tofind things</p>

 

Marcus oh Marcus</p>

Damn I can't live without you</p>

You arethe leader of Subs</p>