The Nets Haiku Thread

College life is good
Eat pizza rolls for breakfast
and lunch. and dinner.</p>

 

Be careful Jigga!</p>

Try not to gain too much weight.</p>

It is hard to lose.</p>

 

Procrastination</p>

keeps me from doing my job.</p>

Oh well. So be it.</p>

 

Lost 15 whole pounds.</p>

Last summer from my swim team.</p>

I also ate well.</p>

 

Gained the freshmen pounds
Now am more responsible
But enjoy a treat</p>

 

I have a question
Should this thread be moved to the
Off-topic forum

 

No! Hell no! Never.</p>

Directly related: Nets.</p>

Do not do it Thron!</p>

 

This isn't really Nets...</p>

But it's Nets Board Tradition.</p>

It can stay right here.</p>

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Dumpy)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

Be careful Jigga!</p>

Try not to gain too much weight.</p>

It is hard to lose.</p>

</div></p>

Tell me about it.</p>

My belly likes to be round.</p>

Down! Stupid belly.</p>

Dated this girl who</p>

liked her boys to be bigger.</p>

Now, to drop 20.</p>

</p>

</p>

</p>

 

Female Chubby Chase?
Heard rumors of its legend
Can't believe its real!</p>

 

I ran marathons.</p>

Alas,when I stopped training,</p>

I gainedlots of weight.</p>

</p>

Now I runagain.</p>

Each morning I go five miles</p>

Not bad for old man.</p>

</p>

My wife bakes cookies</p>

and quite delicious brownies</p>

It's hard to resist.</p>

 

Won't make assertions
'Bout Mrs. Dumpy's cooking
...They special brownies?</p>

 

They have won awards.</p>

I'd give you the recipe</p>

but not in haiku.</p>

 

Boo! Be a good sport.
But are we on the same page?
High Times gives awards?</p>

 

Poetry Jam's on
Sportscenter as jumped the shark
For like the 5th time...</p>

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Dumpy)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

I ran marathons.</p>

Alas,when I stopped training,</p>

I gainedlots of weight.</p>

</p>

Now I runagain.</p>

Each morning I go five miles</p>

Not bad for old man.</p>

</p>

My wife bakes cookies</p>

and quite delicious brownies</p>

It's hard to resist.</p>

</div></p>

Marathons, you say.</p>

Hopefully not Chicago.</p>

They don't like runners.</p>

</p>

I went last year, though.</p>

To watch my cousin run there.</p>

Post-race, quite brain dead.</p>

</p>

</p>

 

The food in my fridge</p>

Sometimes doesn't taste too well</p>

I wish for gourmet</p>

</p>

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (lukewarmplay)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Dumpy)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

Be careful Jigga!</p>

Try not to gain too much weight.</p>

It is hard to lose.</p>

</div></p>

Tell me about it.</p>

My belly likes to be round.</p>

Down! Stupid belly.</p>

Dated this girl who</p>

liked her boys to be bigger.</p>

Now, to drop 20.</p>

</div></p>

I know how that is.</p>

Dumb belly...it's going, tho.</p>

Soon, it may be gone...</p>

</p>

My friend is like that.</p>

She doesn't like the thin guys..</p>

I like girls like that.</p>

</p>

 

Yay! Finally! yay..?</p>

KC is back haikuing!</p>

The more, the merrier.</p>

 

Idea for new thread:
"2nd choice for user name?"
Percy Miracles</p>