The Nets Haiku Thread

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  1. lukewarmplay

    lukewarmplay Hired Goons

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (peg182)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (lukewarmplay)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Dumpy)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

    Be careful Jigga!</p>

    Try not to gain too much weight.</p>

    It is hard to lose.</p>

    </div></p>

    Tell me about it.</p>

    My belly likes to be round.</p>

    Down! Stupid belly.</p>

    Dated this girl who</p>

    liked her boys to be bigger.</p>

    Now, to drop 20.</p>

    </div></p>

    I know how that is.</p>

    Dumb belly...it's going, tho.</p>

    Soon, it may be gone...</p>

    </p>

    My friend is like that.</p>

    She doesn't like the thin guys..</p>

    I like girls like that.</p>

    </p>

    </div></p>

    yeah, the problem is</p>

    once you've gone your separate ways</p>

    you're fat AND single</p>
     
  2. Dumpy

    Dumpy Yi-ha!!

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

    Boo! Be a good sport.
    But are we on the same page?
    High Times gives awards?</p>

    </div></p>

    </p>

    Change the recipe</p>

    if that's what you want to do.</p>

    Go ahead; add pot.</p>
     
  3. Dumpy

    Dumpy Yi-ha!!

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (lukewarmplay)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

    Marathons, you say.</p>

    Hopefully not Chicago.</p>

    They don't like runners.</p>

    </p>

    I went last year, though.</p>

    To watch my cousin run there.</p>

    Post-race, quite brain dead.</p>

    </p>

    </div></p>

    </p>

    Marathons are not</p>

    events to check off a "list."</p>

    That's how you get hurt.</p>

    </p>

    People must train more!</p>

    It's hard work, and not a game.</p>

    Get what you deserve.</p>

    </p>

    Chicago's easy.</p>

    The course runs mostly downhill.</p>

    Records are set there.</p>

    </p>

    Now that I'm older</p>

    I must train more carefully</p>

    or I'll get injured.</p>

    </p>

    I ran in New York</p>

    Philly, DC, and Dublin</p>

    Most were cold, rainy.</p>

    </p>

    My running coach said</p>

    "adverse conditions make you</p>

    a better runner."</p>

    </p>

    Even if that's true</p>

    Dublin really, really sucked</p>

    won't do it again.</p>
     
  4. GMJ

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    That's an epic Ku
    All conditions are adverse
    When you hate running</p>
     
  5. pegs

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (lukewarmplay)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

    yeah, the problem is</p>

    once you've gone your separate ways</p>

    you're fat AND single</p>

    </div></p>

    hahahaha, yes.</p>

    That's what gym, diet are for.</p>

    Sucks, when you're lazy.</p>

    </p>
     
  6. pegs

    pegs My future wife.

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    Can't wait for first game.</p>

    I wanna see Sean play, "nao"!</p>

    Could he be savior?</p>
     
  7. pegs

    pegs My future wife.

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    Something I've wanted...</p>

    Should we sticky Haiku Thread?</p>

    Good idea, maybe?</p>
     
  8. #1_War_Poet_ForLife

    #1_War_Poet_ForLife The Baker of Cakes

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (peg182)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

    Can't wait for first game.</p>

    I wanna see Sean play, "nao"!</p>

    Could he be savior?</p>

    </div></p>

    </p>

    Play! Play nao! Play nao!</p>

    Yes, sticky this thread right nao.</p>

    Pegeh for mod...eh!</p>
     
  9. Dumpy

    Dumpy Yi-ha!!

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    JKidd with the ball . . .</p>

    passes to Carter . . . and back . . .</p>

    Boone! With the slam! Yes!!</p>
     
  10. GMJ

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    Yes, should be stickied
    Peg or I will do it nao
    Best thread on forum</p>

    Dumpy is it on?
    Mind doing a play-by-play?
    In haiku, of course.</p>
     
  11. pegs

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    Nice, GMJigga.</p>

    I was out makin money.</p>

    This needed sticky.</p>
     
  12. GMJ

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    Peg get that paper
    So that you can make it rain
    And do nothing else</p>

    Man from nantucket
    Dirty word rhymes with bucket
    Mixture of Genres</p>
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Kid Chocolate)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

    The food in my fridge</p>

    Sometimes doesn't taste too well</p>

    I wish for gourmet</p>

    </p>

    </div></p>

    </p>

    I don't remember</p>

    Writing this crazy haiku</p>

    Thank Goodness it worked</p>

    </p>
     
  14. #1_War_Poet_ForLife

    #1_War_Poet_ForLife The Baker of Cakes

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    Good old Twenty Ones.</p>

    Always thought you were older...</p>

    Than the Grand Master.</p>
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (mynetsforlife)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

    Good old Twenty Ones.</p>

    Always thought you were older...</p>

    Than the Grand Master.</p>

    </div></p>

    Older in the brain</p>

    And much older in the pants</p>

    Jigga is not hung</p>

    </p>

    </p>

    </p>
     
  16. GMJ

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    Kid Chocolate would know
    His mom might have told him that
    I'm still wittier </p>
     
  17. lukewarmplay

    lukewarmplay Hired Goons

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    I have decided</p>

    To send all text messages</p>

    In haiku format.</p>
     
  18. #1_War_Poet_ForLife

    #1_War_Poet_ForLife The Baker of Cakes

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    Talking in Haikus.</p>

    Drove this senior crazy, morn.</p>

    Slutty little ho [​IMG]</p>
     
  19. #1_War_Poet_ForLife

    #1_War_Poet_ForLife The Baker of Cakes

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    Almost time for sleep.</p>

    Have a good night. Nighty Night</p>

    Keep your butthole tight!</p>
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (mynetsforlife)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

    Almost time for sleep.</p>

    Have a good night. Nighty Night</p>

    Keep your butthole tight!</p>

    </div></p>

    lol lol lmao
    May god help you if you don't
    Addictive saying.</p>

    Chicks love the haikus
    Smoke pipe when reading to them
    Love a cultured male</p>

    </p>
     

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