The Nets Haiku Thread

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  1. Kid Chocolate

    Kid Chocolate Suspended

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    Jigga's drink of choice?</p>

    Disaronno on the rocks</p>

    Where are your testes?</p>

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  2. GMJ

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    Never on the rocks
    Milk must be added also
    A nice dessert drink</p>

    Kid's identity:
    Drinks natty to tranny porn,
    is androgenous</p>
     
  3. Kid Chocolate

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    Excellent haiku</p>

    It's funny because it's true</p>

    I do what I want!</p>

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  4. downunderwonder

    downunderwonder You have now entered area 51!

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    Have gig tomorrow</p>

    First with new band, Oh my god</p>

    Break out in cold sweat</p>
     
  5. pegs

    pegs My future wife.

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    Jigga spittin rhymes now
    We all know KC swallows
    ha, couldn't resist.</p>

    I should make a band.
    I think I could play the drums.
    On KC's mom's boobs.</p>
     
  6. #1_War_Poet_ForLife

    #1_War_Poet_ForLife The Baker of Cakes

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (peg182)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

    Jigga spittin rhymes now
    We all know KC swallows
    ha, couldn't resist.</p>

    I should make a band.
    I think I could play the drums.
    On KC's mom's boobs.</p>

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    KC has a mom?</p>

    And all this time I had thought.</p>

    He had two daddies.</p>

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  7. GMJ

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    MyNetsForLife writes
    Now has beef with Kid Chocolate?
    More the merrier</p>


    But no one is safe
    from my haiku battle rhymes
    all ya'll are biters</p>

    hey mynetsforlife
    how about them yankees, chump?
    "Forever Lamest"</p>

    So its 2 on 1?
    Wait that sounds familiar
    Date with Peg's momma</p>

    What else can I say
    about that lame kid chocolate
    that hasn't been said</p>

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  8. pegs

    pegs My future wife.

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    Haiku battles now?
    Aiight, Jig, yo momma's a cow
    nothing good rhymes. wow.</p>
     
  9. GMJ

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    I'll spit your own rhyme.
    Yo momma's a cow and she...
    huh, I guess you're right</p>

    Edit, I got it
    Mom's got an animal mouth
    Her jowl is quite foul.</p>
     
  10. Kid Chocolate

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    What's with all the hate?</p>

    You should admire KC</p>

    I am your role models.</p>
     
  11. Kid Chocolate

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    By the way, Jigga</p>

    Right now, pounding Natty Light</p>

    I drunk I'm not swear.</p>
     
  12. Kid Chocolate

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    I say, bottom line</p>

    You can all go **** yourselves</p>

    You want beef? Got it.</p>
     
  13. GMJ

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    Haha yeah, he's drunk
    I can verify that fact
    Please don't mask cursing</p>
     
  14. Kid Chocolate

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    Wearing masks is cool</p>

    Someone tell that to Peg's mom</p>

    It will shield her face.</p>
     
  15. pegs

    pegs My future wife.

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    I'll tell her later.</p>

    After I'm done wit ya moms!</p>

    Ya, she takes a while</p>
     
  16. Kid Chocolate

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    Last edited by: GMJigga</p>

    Stay out of my posts, honkey</p>

    Go eat baby po*p.</p>

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  17. GMJ

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Kid Chocolate)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

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    Stay out of my posts, honkey</p>

    Go eat baby po*p.</p>

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    LOLOL
    I cannot argue with this
    I submit defeat</p>

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  18. Kid Chocolate

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    submitting? wise choice</p>

    it's foolish to continue</p>

    ADONAL FOYLE.</p>
     
  19. GMJ

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    That doesn't make sense
    While you might corner me here,
    Better Haiku'er</p>
     
  20. pegs

    pegs My future wife.

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    top scary movies.
    Right now on TV, real weird.
    KC's mom's in it.</p>

    Just watched the reaping.
    I thought was real crazy.
    IMO, good movie.</p>
     

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