The Nets Haiku Thread

you guys ever watched...
Nick Arcade? Best show ever.
I wish i was on.</p>

 

Looks like I will end</p>

With a 5 and 2 record</p>

Money goes to Jigs.</p>

 

Jigga won money?
Great, now his mom can pay me.
She's owed for a while.</p>

 

I did not win yet.</p>

But hopefully I will win.</p>

She can pay me too </p>

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (peg182)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

Jigga won money?
Great, now his mom can pay me.
She's owed for a while.</p>

</div></p>

Money is tight now
*Edit that was too graphic*
She'll pay you back</p>

</p>

 

My Name is Maxie</p>

Play as nets on NBA</p>

Thats pretty much all.</p>

Yeh woop.</p>

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (peg182)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

Jigga won money?
Great, now his mom can pay me.
She's owed for a while.</p>

</div></p>

Money is tight now
*Edit that was too graphic*
She'll pay you back</p>

</p>

</div></p>

Wow, that's pretty good.
Making the edit haiku?
Props to you, Jigga</p>

</p>

 

I don't need your props</p>

Your mom's panties is what drops</p>

Tearin' that sh*t up.</p>

 

Will the season start?
These damn off topic haikus
Getting worse and worse</p>

 

Jigga, you will lose</p>

to the best fantasy team:</p>

"Dumpy Knows Nothing"</p>

</p>

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

Will the season start?
These damn off topic haikus
Getting worse and worse</p>

</div></p>

I know really gay
Can't we get back to B'ball?
Because the Nets Rule!!!</p>

 

Good-bye to Mile</p>

and Bernard Robinson, too.</p>

Better with no one.</p>

 

Marcus Williams
Derrick Byars, Rod Benson
Please sign these guys, thron</p>

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

Marcus Williams
Derrick Byars, Rod Benson
Please sign these guys, thron</p>

</div></p>

</p>

These guys truly suck.</p>

But if they were together,</p>

would beat Jigga's team.</p>

</p>

You really can't beat</p>

fantasy league trash talking</p>

written in Haiku.</p>

 

Nets should sign Craig Forth.
He'll be the starting center.
Collins ain't nothin.</p>

 

Kidd starts the fast break.</p>

Behind the back to VC.</p>

Ally-oop to SWat!</p>

 

Dumpy don't talk trash
'Cause your team isn't complete
Fill starting lineups</p>

 

I can't stop laughing</p>

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha</p>

I play JCB</p>

</p>

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

Dumpy don't talk trash
'Cause your team isn't complete
Fill starting lineups</p>

</div></p>

</p>

yes, it is complete</p>

for tomorrow's games, Jigga.</p>

You will be destroyed.</p>

 

You can't change line ups
Once their points count towards total
So why not leave it?</p>