The Nets Haiku Thread

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ace @ Jul 10 2008, 03:30 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Kid Chocolate @ Jul 10 2008, 02:21 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ace @ Jul 10 2008, 03:18 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Do you like Ellen Page?
That is the girl from Juno.
I would marry her. </div>

Use Proper 'Ku Form
Or get the fudge outta here
You haiku noobie
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You talking to me?
Your the one that is a noob
With theses fake haiku
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Proper form of you're
Is not used by you, dummy
Noobie AND stupid

You need to work on
Your all-around grammar skills
So many errors!

 

Hey, Kid Chocolate
Don't lie. You know you'd take Brook
If you had top pick

Summer league rules you
Brook is way better than Rose
You's just a hater

 

Chris Douglas-Roberts
Number 2 overall pick
Not one, but two steals!

 

Swat is a giant
He will dominate this league
Lest you all forget

 

Where did you go, thread?
It's ok I have found you
Back on top you go

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (cLokwerk @ Jul 7 2008, 10:38 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>the Nets cheerleaders
make Milwaukee's cheerleaders
look like transvestites</div>
You know some Bucks fans?
I think I will know two more.
KC, GMJ.

 

Missed it! Yesterday!
One-year Anniversary!
Damn, can't believe it.

 

I've been here a year
Time flies when you're having fun
We post with no pants.

 

Member thirty-three
I'm an OG, respect me
Get it, got it, good

 

I've gotta admit,
Ellen Page is pretty hot.
I know I'd do her.

 

Hey I found my pants
It turns out I had hosed them
unbeknownst to me

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga @ Aug 5 2008, 01:57 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Hey I found my pants
It turns out I had hosed them
unbeknownst to me</div>

Ew, that's disgusting
Control yourself, like KC
Stop pissing yourself

 

Long, lanky big man
Accented with grim features
Brook Lopez, center.

 

Hannah Montana
Is definitely my dream girl
How old? Old enough.

 

Pegs loves a black chick
Then a pig flies by his head
And hell gets freezing.

 

Christina Milian
So hot, she deserves all 6
syllables, screw form

This was serious 'ku
I love Christina Milian
I hope to marry

 

Going to go Scuba
Too bad, it's supposed to rain.
Lightning? Gee, I hope.

 

Who cares if rain falls
"But you are already wet!"
That is what he said.

 

Poster GK6
Never posts positive things
Mr. Grumpy Pants :-(

edit:
Two reading topic?
Why its me and cpawfan!
It's like crossing swords :-(

 

I iz in ur thred
produsing sum noo haikuz
LOLCat, for the win