The Official Insult Nate Bishop So He Can Be Sure It Really Is One, Thread

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  1. julius

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    and he only uses troughs!
     
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    The Fish Grotto was actually called Nate Bishop's until he was such a douche that The Fish Grotto was a more appropriate name.
     
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    His uncircumcised penis looks like a star nosed mole with a parasitic ringworm infection
     
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    When Nate Bishop operates a glory hole, it becomes a melancholy hole.
     
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    Ballscientist called, he wants his nba knowledge back
     
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    Nate Bishop is Mo Williams.
     
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    How many Nate Bishops does it take to change a light bulb?


    3. And that's only because if you have more than 3 of him in the same room you have to report it to the police as a sex crime.
     
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    We'll just have to take your word for that one
     
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    He had a surprise party by himself, and tried to act surprised, but he knew that he could tell he wasnt
     
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    Nathan B dreams of electric sheep, but not because he's an android

    He wants to fuck them
     
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    Nate Bishop is a white guy into asian chicks.
     
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    Nates face looks like it was doused with gas, set on fire and put out with a fork.
     
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    Nate used to cover the blazers but they give press passes to slypokerdog
     
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    Nates first job was as a fluffer in an all male porn movie. He worked for free.
     
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    Nate is so stupid, even if he was twice as smart, he'd still be stupid.
     
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    When Nate goes to Starbucks, they misspell his name on his cup on purpose to piss him off.
     
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    Nates bedroom at the group home is the room where everybody goes to fart
     
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    Nate's first girlfriend was his hamster.
     
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    When his friends run a train, Nate's always the caboose.
     
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    wrong answer, people who live in the dark don't use lightbulbs
     
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