The official Jusuf Nurkic facts thread

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  1. Orion Bailey

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    Holy mother of shit im in tears... hahahahhaha

    Damn, I messed that one up in an AWESOME way.
    Of course Nurk would have messed it up in a COMPLETELY AWESOME way, but.. yeah.. good laughs
     
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    Fuck, I had the feeling it had been done but... Didn't want te re-read the whole thread to be sure !
     
    SIeepwalker, Aug 21, 2017
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    They tried to make a commercial with the tag-line "Break me of a piece of that Nurkic Bar" but Dame is the only one with bars on the Trailblazers.
     
    Shaboid, Aug 21, 2017
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    Nurk looked at the sun today.

    And the sun got so scared it hid behind the moon.
     
    SlyPokerDog, Aug 21, 2017
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    The last thing the washinton game refs ever saw was a seven feet bosnian holding a giant axe
     
    SIeepwalker, Aug 21, 2017
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    Fixed.
     
    theprunetang, Aug 21, 2017
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    Like a fish.
     
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    Dame gave them permission. Jusuf has that much pull.
     
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    Nurk stared at the eclipse, and the sun injured it's eyes
     
    Mediocre Man, Aug 22, 2017
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    You neglect to mention he did this while flying upside down in his wingsuit across the US. Some reporter you are.
     
    dviss1, Aug 22, 2017
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    Nurkic is so big and tall, he has to buy clothes at a store specifically for people bigger and/or taller than the norm.
     
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    ....

    sure
     
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    #FakeNews

    There's an entire factory in Nurkic, Nurkic dedicated to making his clothes. His underwear are made of Kevlar.
     
    dviss1, Aug 22, 2017
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    FTFY
     
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    :clap:
     
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    Bump.....He still wants to be a bad boy. Dude talks tough and plays soft.
     
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