The official Jusuf Nurkic facts thread

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    Nurkic brings people out of the shadows and into the light.
     
    Strenuus, Mar 29, 2017
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    Who is his manager and how long have you known them personally?
     
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    criss angel can walk on water (midfreak!) but The Nurk can swim through land.
     
    3RA1N1AC, Mar 29, 2017
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    This just in:

    It was Yusuf Nurkić who let the dogs out!

    :MARIS61:
     
    dviss1, Mar 29, 2017
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    th Lee.jpg See...You know about willpower................Insert Blazers shield.
     
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    The Nurk once pissed in a semi trucks gas tank as a joke.

    That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
     
    3RA1N1AC, Mar 29, 2017
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    Did we know Batum's Manager personally?
     
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    Horses are hung like Jusuf Nurkic.
     
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    Crop circles are the Nurkić way of saying sometimes corn just needs to lay the fuck down.
     
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    Nurkic will become the biggest ambassador for our country, I wish him all the best, dont know him personally, but I can tell from his acts that hes an amazing person

    thanks for the kind words, I hope you were in Bosnia and Herzegovina and not saying it just cause of Nurkic
    amazing country, amazing people, amazing women, balkan in general have the best night life in the world

    every 50 years we go in the war against each other, thats how crazy we are
     
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    There were plenty of articles about that situation over time. I've heard nothing of the sort regarding Nurk so I assume it must be first hand knowledge.
     
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    Nurk doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it.
     
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    :biglaugh:
     
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    Oh, I thought you were being snarky.
     
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    Geico saved 15% by switching to Nurkić.
     
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    The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Nurkić in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
     
    dviss1, Mar 29, 2017
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    The CPR dummy wouldn't resuscitate while Nurk was in the room. It knew it was best to play dead.
     
    Mediocre Man, Mar 29, 2017
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    Nurk actually had a brand of toilet paper but it was discontinued for not taking shit from anyone.
     
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    Big foot claims he once saw Jusuf Nurkic
     
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    Perfect!
     
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