The official Jusuf Nurkic facts thread

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    Houston has a problem:

    Nurk.
     
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    This is basically the exact thing that came to mind when I read this. The song should be Nurk's new theme song, when he sets a nice solid pick "I don't want to hurt yoooou".
     
    Voodoo, Mar 31, 2017
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    A haiku for Jusef Nurkic:

    We longed for Nurkic
    More than even his gal did
    Fuck it! Must bust loose! Jusef Nurkic can not be contained by anything, let alone by the strict 5-7-5 sylabic perameters of an ancient Japanese poetic artform! Jusef Nurkic lives beyond space and time and art and commerce. His fever knows no bounds.
    Nurkic is love.
     
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    It's actually someones job to collect Nurks sweat so it can be added to the viagra formula.
     
    Mediocre Man, Mar 31, 2017
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    I dont get a boner, i get a nurky.
     
    rasheedfan2005, Mar 31, 2017
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    When Nurkic speaks English it doesn't sound broken because of his lack of understanding. It's just his vocal chords are so heavy the consonants and vowels can't take the power of his voice!
     
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    Jusuf Nurkic is never wrong, the English language is.
     
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    First year: 62 games
    Second year:32 games
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    Maybe it's a fact that he is injury prone. Let's hope it's just some coincidence and bad luck.
     
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    Socialism won. The universe saw what Nurk was doing to everyone and made it fair by breaking one leg
     
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    Restarting this thread the right way.

    He once went to the psychic, to warn her
     
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    -A man once said, "Show me a better basketball player than Meyers Leonard," and someone showed him Jusuf Nurkic.

    -Jusuf Nurkic once scored more points in a game than Meyers Leonard did.

    -Even Meyers Leonard thinks Jusuf Nurkic is good at basketball.
     
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    If he were to punch you in the face you would have to fight off a strong urge to thank him.
     
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    ...once you eventually regain consciousness.
     
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    His tears can cure cancer, too bad he never cries...
     
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