The official Jusuf Nurkic facts thread

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  1. riverman

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    Nurk has got the team laughing again....he has made basketball fun after a seriously depressing first half of the season
     
    riverman, Apr 17, 2017
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    He got his nickname the Bosnian Bear because of a bear skin rug in his living room. The bear isn't dead, it's just too affraid to move.
     
    Mediocre Man, Apr 17, 2017
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    During science class in grammar school, Jusuf Nurkic was told to write a paper about the most powerful force in the universe. He received an A+ for turning in a blank paper with just his name on it.
     
    Mediocre Man, Apr 17, 2017
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    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    Tough kids pee their names in the snow.

    Chuck Norris pees his name in cured concrete.

    Jusef Nurkic pees his name in Chuck Norris.
     
    BlazerWookee, Apr 17, 2017
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    He once taught a german shepherd how to bark in Serbian, Bosnian, and Croatian.
     
    dviss1, Apr 17, 2017
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    Cars look both ways before Nurk crosses the street.
     
    Mediocre Man, Apr 17, 2017
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    Obama said "yes we can"
    Nurk says "I already did"
     
    Mediocre Man, Apr 17, 2017
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    Nurkic can crack walnuts with his eyelids.
     
    HomerLovesKoolAid, Apr 17, 2017
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    That was 5 years ago. Now he only uses his eyelashes. !!!
     
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    jusef's tears cure cancer..... too bad he never cries.
     
    Jon, Apr 17, 2017
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    nurkic doesnt do a push up, he pushes the earth down.
     
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    jusef nurkic can kill 2 stones with one bird.
     
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    When Big Nurk was born, he drove his mom home from the hospital.
     
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    When The Nurk was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
     
    dviss1, Jun 28, 2017
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    Copycat!!!!!!!!!!

    When Nurk got his first Oregon Driver's license in the spot labeled endorsement it said "the entire population of the pacific NW"
     
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    julius I wonder if there's beer on the sun Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Nurk speaks fluent French...in Russian.
     
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    In Russia, car drives you! In Bosnia, Jusuf Nurkic doesn't drive at all. He is carried everywhere by a horde of supermodels.
     
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    During a routine physical, Dr. Brown asked Jusuf Nurkic to turn his head and cough. In a very related story, Dr. Brown is now known as the very first doctor to practice medicine with a prosthetic hand.
     
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    Jusef Nurkic isn't color blind, he just chooses not to recognize purple and yellow as colors.
     
    Mediocre Man, Jun 28, 2017
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    That will piss @HCP off for sure! :biglaugh:
     
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