The official Jusuf Nurkic facts thread

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  1. Mediocre Man

    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    Meyers isn't evil.

    More like comparing Michael Corleon to Fredo Corleon
     
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    I don't know what you're talking about. That Elf suit and the Dancing?

    Downright EVIL.
     
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    Nurkic takes his steak so rare, it's unicorn... :blink:
     
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    Jade Falcon Just to piss you off.

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    Eh.....I wouldn't say Meyers is evil. To me, it's like comparing Jesus (Nurk) to that obnoxious fan from the "Major League" movie (Meyers):

    [​IMG]

    He talks a big game, but we all know he sits in the stands (or on the bench in Meyer's case) for a reason.
     
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    Need to survive the Zombie Apocolypse? Gotta have a Nurk. If a zombie bites him, the Zombie turns into a Nurk....
     
    dviss1, Jul 5, 2017
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    Jusuf Nurkic. The only person ever known to do a wheelie on a unicycle.
     
    dviss1, Jul 5, 2017
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    SIeepwalker The lone sane poster

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    Nurkic once went skydiving but forgot his parachute. The dinosaurs went extinct that day
     
    SIeepwalker, Jul 5, 2017
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    SIeepwalker The lone sane poster

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    Nurkic simply walked into Mordor
     
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    SIeepwalker The lone sane poster

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    Nurkic once told his girlfriend her clothes made her look fat. She thanked him for his honesty
     
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    Jade Falcon Just to piss you off.

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    [​IMG]
     
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    NO has not traded Meyers Leonard, because he knows Nurk is so Good, Meyers will become an all star next year playing next to him in the PF spot.
    By Midseason the linup will be CJ/Dame/Harkless/Leonard/Nurk.
    All because Nurk makes EVERYONE an all star.
     
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    Nurk once saved a man from drowning my tossing him his nipple hair.
     
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    Nurkic makes your Butters Jersey relevant.... :blink:
     
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    Major global weather cataclysms have been on the rise because of Nurk's refusal to cover up his sneezes....they are powerful enough to affect the climate and wind patterns.
     
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    I thought I might have actually gone too far on that one. lol./
     
    Orion Bailey, Jul 5, 2017
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    Jade Falcon Just to piss you off.

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    That's right. Follow your Lord and Savior, Jusuf Nurkic. Do His bidding.

    Live your life for Nurkic. Live for Him!
     
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    God needed on of his sons to die for our sins, but Nurk couldn't die, so Jesus did it
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    Jesus, OB... that's just... no. Even for this thread, we don't joke about Meyers actually succeeding.
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Uh, let's not make up ridiculous shit
     
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