The 'Official' L*kers mad-lib sentence essay thread

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  1. jlprk

    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    fetish-producing
     
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    earlobes,
     
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    top-to-bottom
     
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    the
     
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    naugahyde
     
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    sex-starved
     
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    Someone needs to make a Lakers Mad-Lib lol
     
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    hottie.
     
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    Re: The 'Official' jinx the L*kers sentence essay thread

    I was confused at the end of last night's game. When did MVP become an abbreviation for rapist?
     
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    Most Vile Pervert??? :confused:
     
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    Duh. Malevolent Vaginal Penetrator.
     
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    Pretty sure that the case against him in Colorado had nothing to do with vaginal penetration.
     
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    Yeah, since when is bumhole known as the Malevolent Vagina?
     
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    Re: The 'Official' L*kers mad-lib sentence essay threadd

    Hey Sly,
    Can you change my 'The 'Official' jinx the L*kers sentence essay thread' to:

    'The 'Official' L*kers mad-lib sentence essay thread' ?

    I think we covered the T-Mobile girl and her deviant personal life. Now, I'd like to compose some sentences whining about the loss to the L*kers. I only hope someone busts jlprk's hyphen so he can't derail this epic thread.
     
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    OK, let's go again:

    HCP
     
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