The "Official" The HCP Crushing All Rookies Thread

Discussion in 'Portland Trail Blazers' started by THE HCP, Jan 3, 2017.

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Should we give HCP his likes back?

Poll closed Jan 5, 2017.
  1. Yes

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  2. No

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  1. barfo

    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko boomer maniac Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Rookie probably thinks that big black mole on his face makes him look like Cindy Crawford, but I think it might be cancerous.

    barfo
     
  2. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    Ok so this is really starting to get out of hand! Where is the REPORT/SNITCH button?
     
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  3. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    Alright so I have a name! It's not some rookie!
     
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  4. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Do you know who you're talking to, rook? I have a hot wife, I once peed in the urinal next to Paul Allen, I played high school football.
     
  5. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    el rooko?
     
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  6. riverman

    riverman Writing Team

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    just a thought...doesn't it annoy your coworkers when you talk with your microphone in your left nostril?
     
  7. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    You sir are a baller and have heap loads of street cred I'm sure!
     
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  8. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    It's so funny you say that, I have that damn thing on so much, I forget it's there. You guys should try doing your job with 7 or 8 people talking in your ear at the same time.
     
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  9. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Denny...
     
  10. Shaboid

    Shaboid Well-Known Member

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    Can I put my hand or finger down yet?
     
  11. rasheedfan2005

    rasheedfan2005 Well-Known Member

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    Ha. If you only knew... talking would be much better than what i get to listen to.

    Seriously they took your likes for crushing rookies? Why does that feel like a fat reference?
     
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  12. RipCityDSCPL

    RipCityDSCPL Could be worse, at least it's not Lonzo.

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    He can dish it out but can't take it.

    #youjustgotserved
    #elrooko
    #Slypokerdogismyhero
     
  13. PtldPlatypus

    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    El Rooko has only 7 posts and 13 likes, but 113 trophy points? Doesn't seem like he's done enough to earn those...
     
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  14. Denny Crane

    Denny Crane It's not even loaded! Staff Member Administrator

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    No, HCP, I won't rename them to "beloved points" for you.
     
  15. UncleCliffy'sDaddy

    UncleCliffy'sDaddy We're all Bozos on this bus.

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    Hey, I'm married. Same damn thing.......
     
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  16. rasheedfan2005

    rasheedfan2005 Well-Known Member

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    i dont see how you guys get trolled by this guy. this rookie is pretty fucking funny imo.
     
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  17. oldfisherman

    oldfisherman Unicorn Wrangler

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    The rookie flips us boogies and wants us to swallow them like cookies.
    I’m making bookie the reason is the wookie can’t get any nookie.
     
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  18. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    See but I don't believe post counts or join dates should be used to judge me or anybody else. Not in todays society. We need to rise up above such pettiness.
     
  19. andalusian

    andalusian Season - Restarted

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    This is correct. In today's society you are judged by your ability to tweet while pooping.
     
  20. Dougnsalem

    Dougnsalem not barf

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