The Osama Bin Laden Conspiracy Theories- you know they're coming.

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  1. The_Lillard_King

    The_Lillard_King Westside

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    Politics . . . would it suprise anyone if hard factual evidence was released before the election proving bin Laden is dead as represented by Obama.

    Unfortuanetly Obama is much more of a politician than a "difference," but as a politician, he is pretty good one. Or maybe some people it is easy to make look foolish.
     
  2. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    He's a good puppet figure, if there were a larger conspiracy at hand. I don't think he could be the type to mastermind it.

    Its the Illuminati.

    This is the start of the New World Order. :MARIS61:
     
  3. Denny Crane

    Denny Crane It's not even loaded! Staff Member Administrator

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    Conspiracy theory perpetuated by the left for years: Osama's been dead, and Bush didn't announce it because he and Cheney and Haliburton wanted to continue to profit off the wars and expand them. After all, the wars were all about oil, no? Bush was a liar, right? I mean, help me understand how you could believe all those things then and now believe the current administration (making all those past things you believed to be false).
     
  4. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    Bush was what....skull and bones?

    Skull and Bones vs. Illumnati?
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    If you illuminate Obama bright enough you can see his skull and bones.

    Strange huh?
     
  6. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    Minstrel Top Of The Pops Global Moderator

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    So now the Obama administration is being transparent and releasing all the formerly confidential cover-ups. bin Laden's body, the FBI's report on JFK's assassination, the UFO technology at Roswell.
     
  8. MARIS61

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    They surrendered like the cowards they are.
     
  9. Denny Crane

    Denny Crane It's not even loaded! Staff Member Administrator

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    Really? I missed it.
     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    There was no UFO technology at Roswell, it was just a weather balloon :grin:
     
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    how stupid are aliens to use a weather balloon as a getaway car?
     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Well they crashed, didn't they? :grin:
     
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    aliens have chosen to evolve certain aspects of themselves, like oblivion, its a level based point system.

    +5 to my meat dagger please
     
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    The cheering is not for the death.

    They are cheering because Obama defended America's honor, something Bush never did.
     
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    looooooooooool

    you mean, obama the guy that was trying to close gitmo, the place that finally led the US to OBL?
     
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    I'm just glad that the President stopped worrying about utopia and re-election to do his job, and I applaud the balls it took to do so. That doesn't take away from what other Presidents have done or wouldn't do, but I'd rather he speak like a naive peacenik and keep Gitmo and the like open and going after bad guys than talking a big game and wussing out on the hard decisions.
     
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    It seems too fast to have been arranged unless arrangements had been started before he was "killed".
     
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    We had 10 years to draw up the 'what to do if we kill Osama' plan. It seems plausible that there was in fact a plan in place.

    barfo
     
  20. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    lets see...say osama is killed. Then in the 12 hours this happens:

    1. Secure the area
    2. Interview Witnesses (used to identify)
    3. Take photos of Osama (used to identify)
    4. Send photos to Washington for visual confirmation
    5. Wait for confirmation
    6. After confirmation, move body to helicopter or plane
    7. Transport body to aircraft carrier (nearest body of water approx 1200 km away)
    8. Transport body into aircraft carrier
    9. Go out to sea
    10. Get order to bury Osama at Sea according to muslim tradition
    11. Prepare body- wash body, etc...dunno maybe they googled it?
    12. Dump body off the side of the boat
     

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