Funny "The Other Side", Vol. II (2018/2019 Season)

Discussion in 'Portland Trail Blazers' started by Jade Falcon, Sep 27, 2018.

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Which fanbase are you most looking forward to gloating over with their team's loss to Portland?

  1. Golden State

    8 vote(s)
    10.8%

  2. Houston

    17 vote(s)
    23.0%

  3. Los Angeles Lakers

    32 vote(s)
    43.2%

  4. Denver

    3 vote(s)
    4.1%

  5. OKC

    9 vote(s)
    12.2%

  6. Los Angeles Clippers

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  7. Other (post below)

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  8. I don't give a shit about this thread, and Jade Falcon is totally gay

    5 vote(s)
    6.8%
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  1. e_blazer

    e_blazer Rip City Fan

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    Here's a fun little factoid that I heard on the postgame video of the "Oklahoman": Russell Westbrook missed more shots last night (20) than the rest of the Thunder, combined (19).
     
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    Oh but Dame's was a bad shot. Everytime WestBrick got the ball I was yelling for him to shoot lol.
     
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    i kinda feel bad for that guy. he looks so sad. and by himself.
     
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    dviss1 Emcee Referee

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    He's in the wrong fucking stadium with that ugly ass jersey on!

    You wear the other team's jersey, you deserve that look.
     
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    Yep. Same. When he started getting cocky after hitting a couple shots I politetly reminded him that he had a team and they were down 3-1.

    And that we had Dame.
     
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    SIeepwalker The lone sane poster

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    Just posted that on r/thunder...

     
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    oh,
    i fully agree, but his face is like.... awwww.... like when a kid drops his ice cream cone on the ground and looks at you all sad.
     
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    It didn't fall on the floor. Felton was in the arena, he would not have let that happen. His mouth is the floor.
     
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    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    Kids in Multnomah county today don't play "The floor is lava" game anymore. It is now known as "The Floor is Felton's Gaping Hellmouth". Touch the floor and be devoured like a cupcake.
     
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    I would have patted him on the shoulder and thanked him for the free parking.

    Found something else that's funny:



    I'll try and find more. I must have OKC reactions!
     
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    DarthBlazer.jpg
     
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    Posted by "Skywalker" Nugget Talk- Sticky the Pervert says
    "Nuggets in five I’m more scared of SA than those fucktards"
     
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    Berrys says-
    "Lillard was very average in the 4 games this season hope that trend continues..."
     
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    This one.... From LotharBot
    "Not that Portland is a bad team, they're just like a crappier version of the Spurs IMO"
     
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    Heres one from Duh88-
    "We are going to make mince meat of Portland.

    I could see dame stealing game one because we’re unfocused. I’m gifting PDX one home win as well.

    Nuggets in six.

    We just beat popoqvich. f**k Portland."
     
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    Love this one. It's like they have forgotten about our center.
    "let’s not hype Portland, they got lucky with a damaged OKC team and PG shoulder injury."
     
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    This is a post from Robert Pack! The Pacman!

    "Hello Nuggets fans. I played for both the Portland Trail Blazers and the Denver Nuggets in my NBA career. I played in the 1992 NBA Finals and also in the first round upset of the Sonics in 1994. This series could go many different ways but I highly doubt the Nuggets will win a Game 6 in Portland so Nuggets in 6 is a poor prediction. Luckily for the Nuggets, they do not have to win in Portland to win the series and I think that is the tale of this series. Can Portland win in Denver? They didn't this season and they didn't last season so this will be a very interesting series."
     
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    Was thinking about posting a reply to him and inviting him to S2 but it might not be received very well.
     
    kjironman1, Apr 28, 2019
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    Jade Falcon Just to piss you off.

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    If you do, show them this thread. Show them what happens to those who fail.
     
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    Here is a weird conversation. I just shook my head reading this?

    -Although, it must be said:

    The idea that the Blazers are a blessed franchise continues to be rock's most nonsensical take given that their history is mostly just solidly above-average and nothing more, with some massive injury misfortune littered in.

    RESPONSE

    -Got a #1 pick when Durant was available
    Crazy buzzer beaters, countless lucky wins/breaks/calls
    Injuries aren’t much. Every team has them
    And considering they are close to going to the wcf in one of their “bad” years is just more proof.
    Things always work out for them. One bad thing is followed by multiple good.

    Back at it

    -One name.......Greg Oden

    -So they get insanely lucky in a stacked draft, mess it up and their guy gets hurt and this is supposed to change my mind?

    I don’t care if they have a few injuries. Every team does. Including us.

    Them getting the top pick with Durant available only makes my point stronger. We’ve never picked first or second and I’ll bet anything we’ve had far more chances to do so.

    -And Sam Bowie. #blessed

    That was a weird conversation?
     
    kjironman1, Apr 30, 2019
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