This post takes the cake, even though i had referenced the cadillac joke before.... I laughed throughout
How can you tell a White fairy tale from a Black fairy tale? A White fairy tale begins, "Once upon a time..." A Black fairy tale begins, "You ain't gonna believe dis shit..." Why do white people go to black peoples yard sales? To get their stuff back. How do you scare a black man? Take him to an auction Why do black people cry during sex? The mace What did the Alabama sherriff say about the black person with 15 gun shot wounds? Worst case of suicide he had ever seen. What do you get when a black person and a Mexican person have a child? A kid too lazy to steal. What's a black persons idea of foreplay? "Don't scream or I'll cut you, bitch!!" Why do Mexicans drive lowriders? So they can cruise and pick produce at the same time. What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day bender was over? "I set who free?" What do you say to a black man in a uniform? "Supersize that" Three kids are in school... A White, a Black, and a Mexican kid. The teacher tells them to make a sentence with the words liver and cheese. White kid says: "My mom made me a liver and cheese sandwich and it was sooo good." Black kid says: "My daddy told my momma to go get the Government cheese and she didn't, so my daddy punched her in the liver." Mexican kid says: "Some kids were trying to look under my sister's dress and I told the cabrones, "Hey!!! Liver alone, cheese my sister!" These are offensive as all hell. I know they offended some people, so to you I am sorry.
How was copper wire invented? Two Jews fighting over a penny. Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years? Somebody dropped a nickel. Did you hear about the new Jewish sports car? Not only will it stop on a dime, it'll pick it up. Why do Jews have big noses? Because the air is free. How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a lightbulb? They don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in the back seat of expensive cars.
Now I am disgusted. What do you call a grumpy white fuck who spends most of his time on a sports forum talking about Obama?
I'm actually ashamed of you guys. I didn't think that this would be allowed here. How could you promote something like this? You might not be racist but this just promotes racism. I'm not a racist at all, because racism is a crime, and crime is for minorities. You guys should all think before you talk!
