A three unit apartment building caught fire around 1pm in Boston last Tuesday. The fire chief was having a press conference to address concerns over fatalities in the fire. A young liberal reporter girl thought she had the fire chief nailed because she said the department was racist. She told the chief that she didn't think he could explain why the Mexican couple on the first floor had died as well as the African American couple on the second floor, but somehow the white couple who lived on the top floor hadn't died in the fire. The fire chief laughed at her when she said that. This really pissed her off and she shouted at him "you think it is funny that you only saved the white people even though they live on the top floor?" The chief laughed again and said "no dumbass, the fire happened during the middle of a weekday........the white couple was at work when the place burned"
Why are Redneck murders so hard to solve? Because all the DNA is the same and there are no dental records
Rickles still has it. "I shouldn't make fun of the blacks. President Obama is a personal friend of mine. He was over to the house yesterday, but the mop broke." He is coming under fire for that, which is a shame
A black man and his son are on an airplane... In midair the flight attendant announces that they've lost an engine and have to dump the luggage and anything extra to keep them upright. After a few minutes the pilot comes on the intercom to say that the dumping of luggage didn't work and that they're going to dump passengers. He then adds, 'don't worry, we're going to fly low and there will be life boats below that will pick you up; you'll be fine!' The flight attendant then takes over and says, "If you all could cooperate, we're going to go alphabetically by race. When I call your race just raise your hand and someone will escort you to the door. So first up is African Americans. All African Americans please raise your hand." The black boy goes to raise his hand and the father whispers, "put your hand down." After a few minutes the flight attendant comes back on and says, "Okay, next up is blacks. All black people please raise your hand." Again the boy goes to put his hand up and the father leans over and whispers, "Put your hand down." The boy reluctantly puts his hand down. After a few minutes the flight attendant comes on once again and says, "okay, colored people. All colored people please raise your hands." Again, the boy goes to raise his hand. The father very slowly leans over and whispers, "Put. Your. Hand. Down." The boy looks at his father and says, "I don't get. We're African Americans; We're black; We're colored, why aren't we raising our hands?" The father looks at his son and says, "Because today we're ******s and the mexicans are going first."
You know how they know that Adam (of Adam and Eve) was white? Ever try to take a rib from a black guy? Go Blazers
Forgive me if this has been said, I have only read part of this thread.... What do you call a Mexican (aka HCP) being baptized? Bean dip.
