The Rap Battle Thread...Ding Ding Ding...

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  1. gentile

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Something-To-Say @ Apr 11 2007, 12:48 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>sh*t that was pretty good cb32 lolelvIS and rebelliOUS(which makes an isss sound) are closer than rhyming than whatever the hell you said.</div>What about "parents," "embarrassed," "hellions?" He had them clicking with that "issss" sound too.
     
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    roses are red, violets are blue,when it comes to men suckin dickit involves all of youstop rapping like your jay-zand get edjucated, baby!
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Something-To-Say @ Apr 10 2007, 09:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I don't think ANY of that rhymed, gentile...</div>lol, gentile pretty much spits the illest verse anybody's done in this thread and you think none of it rhymed. lol
     
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    It wasn't that good, the one he had b4 it was better.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Something-To-Say @ Apr 10 2007, 10:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Did you just try to rhyme crucified and mind?</div><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Something-To-Say @ Apr 10 2007, 10:48 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>sh*t that was pretty good cb32 lolelvIS and rebelliOUS(which makes an isss sound) are closer than rhyming than whatever the hell you said.</div>It doesn't have to rhyme perfectly, no artists lyrics rhyme perfect.
     
  6. CelticBalla32

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (gentile @ Apr 11 2007, 01:03 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>You won't wait long, I won't make a plan
    you faker than Shaquille O'Neals Laker fans
    I'll post your weak trash talk just to break a man
    break your legs next time you try to take a stand
    you ain't got no bitches, you just crash alone
    they really moan when stupid Celtic fans get thrown
    your mom's basement is the only place you got a throne
    and you can only use that one when she ain't at home
    That leprechaun ain't lucky
    Your squad so sucky
    send your ugly hoes over to just sick my ducky</div>
    Go head and trash my team - it doesn't offend me,
    But I'm the dope rapper that you pretend to be,
    Actin like that bullsh** above was the end of me,
    dawg you can't contend with me,
    You can't see me, I got the energy,
    The only part of me you can see is the rear end of me,
    Sick my ducky? Is that what I heard?
    I suggest your bi*ch ass should start using real words,
    Homie this is absurd, take a look at what just really occured,
    I just stole your thunder away from you like Isiah lost it to Bird,
    I'm the real deal just waitin for some competition,
    I just made you my bi*ch - now go get in the kitchen
     
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    who exactly are you battling? lmao
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (The White T-Mac @ Apr 11 2007, 03:10 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>who exactly are you battling? lmao</div>
    Do you NOT notice the quotes above our raps?
     
  9. gentile

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CelticBalla32 @ Apr 11 2007, 03:07 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Go head and trash my team - it doesn't offend me,But I'm the dope rapper that you pretend to be,Actin like that bullsh** above was the end of me,dawg you can't contend with me,You can't see me, I got the energy,The only part of me you can see is the rear end of me,Sick my ducky? Is that what I heard?I suggest your bi*ch ass should start using real words,Homie this is absurd, take a look at what just really occured,I just stole your thunder away from you like Isiah lost it to Bird,I'm the real deal just waitin for some competition,I just made you my bi*ch - now go get in the kitchen</div>Allright, since you a biter, I'll switch my style up. See if you can keep up. I'm not mad though. It's clear you're learning something. Just cite my work, son. Check it out. Rhymes within rhymes.If I'm just pretending then what are you doingyou just jacked my style without my blessineven less than you got none of your own like freshmenso you just a boy -I'm grownso it ain't costin meyou cussin like you feel you already lost to mein your own rhymeyou an emcee in your own mindso take this battle deal meekand feel real rap speakcause you lying like when Bird fired Zekeget your ass tweaked in chatroom, boards, or pmyou wack like former Celtic gmsstyle hidden so nobody can see himin third person for gentile, "You can't out emcee him!"
     
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    I'm going to have to break out a rap....you guys are terrible.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (gentile @ Apr 11 2007, 08:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Allright, since you a biter, I'll switch my style up. See if you can keep up. I'm not mad though. It's clear you're learning something. Just cite my work, son. Check it out. Rhymes within rhymes.

    If I'm just pretending then what are you doing
    you just jacked my style without my blessin
    even less than
    you got none of your own like freshmen
    so you just a boy -I'm grown
    so it ain't costin me
    you cussin like you feel you already lost to me
    in your own rhyme
    you an emcee in your own mind
    so take this battle deal meek
    and feel real rap speak
    cause you lying like when Bird fired Zeke
    get your ass tweaked in chatroom, boards, or pm
    you wack like former Celtic gms
    style hidden so nobody can see him
    in third person for gentile, "You can't out emcee him!"</div>
    First off son I didn't jack your style,
    Why would I want to steal something so foul?
    Dawg, stop frontin you know you're in denial,
    I've been here long before you - people here have known me for a while,
    And I wasn't even talkin about Bird firing Zeke, you ass,
    I'm talkin about when Bird stole Isiah's inbounds pass,
    See you sunk so low you're talkin in the 3rd person,
    In your heart you know I'm a star like Allen Iverson,
    You chokin in the clutch like you Chris Webber,
    your game is soft while mine's like smooth leather,
    I'm hard core and you're style is as light as a feather,
    Let's get real - you should just quit altogether,
    Man I'm sick of your ass talkin like you the champ,
    I'll take out you and your whole camp,
    I be takin your girl and turnin em on like a lamp,
    while you be baggin my groceries and collectin food stamps,
    Dawg you know I'm the truth,
    Against me - you aint bustin loose,
    You struck out while I smacked it out the park like Babe Ruth,
    And I don't stop I'm doin this sh*t with little effort,
    It takes you a while to come up with rhymes - I'm quicker than a leopard,
    I come up with some sh*t that you just won't be expectin,
    Your style is so warped that you'd think it was fu*kin infected,
    Homie just give me the crown, Imma never back down,
    You'll be outta the game real soon like you fu*kin Kedrick Brown,
    Battlin your ass in here is truly a shame,
    Aint nobody up in here fu*kin recognize your name,
    Pussy ass comin up on me you got a style to claim,
    Dawg I'm at a status that you'll never proclaim,
    Go ahead and try to spit again - act like this battle is still alive,
    You will never survive, homie just take a dive,
    I'll erase all your accolades like they did to the Fab 5
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BrewCityBuck @ Apr 11 2007, 09:20 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I'm going to have to break out a rap....you guys are terrible.</div>lol. seriously. that other thread was so much better. this one.. :thumbdn1:
     
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    lol im not a jew..its supposed to be J-UNOT
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BrewCityBuck @ Apr 11 2007, 12:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I'm going to have to break out a rap....you guys are terrible.</div>"Break out" a rap? You just beat yourself.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CelticBalla32 @ Apr 11 2007, 01:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>First off son I didn't jack your style,Why would I want to steal something so foul?Dawg, stop frontin you know you're in denial,I've been here long before you - people here have known me for a while,And I wasn't even talkin about Bird firing Zeke, you ass,I'm talkin about when Bird stole Isiah's inbounds pass,See you sunk so low you're talkin in the 3rd person,In your heart you know I'm a star like Allen Iverson,You chokin in the clutch like you Chris Webber,your game is soft while mine's like smooth leather,I'm hard core and you're style is as light as a feather,Let's get real - you should just quit altogether,Man I'm sick of your ass talkin like you the champ,I'll take out you and your whole camp,I be takin your girl and turnin em on like a lamp,while you be baggin my groceries and collectin food stamps,Dawg you know I'm the truth,Against me - you aint bustin loose,You struck out while I smacked it out the park like Babe Ruth,And I don't stop I'm doin this sh*t with little effort,It takes you a while to come up with rhymes - I'm quicker than a leopard,I come up with some sh*t that you just won't be expectin,Your style is so warped that you'd think it was fu*kin infected,Homie just give me the crown, Imma never back down,You'll be outta the game real soon like you fu*kin Kedrick Brown,Battlin your ass in here is truly a shame,Aint nobody up in here fu*kin recognize your name,Pussy ass comin up on me you got a style to claim,Dawg I'm at a status that you'll never proclaim,Go ahead and try to spit again - act like this battle is still alive,You will never survive, homie just take a dive,I'll erase all your accolades like they did to the Fab 5</div>^This is pretty bad. It's hard to respond to something this crappy. But I did. Tell me if you like it.CBalla sorry,Plus his whole style older than Atarithis frontline of weak punchlines benign hari karican't touch me hardly, wanna punch this fake real dude jawhe's F*cked without the benefit of ideal lube jobthis pussy writing rhymes with a Vagisil tube ya'llFake thuggin taken when I make his cold ice cube thawhis self-esteem will melt clean,ice pick his spleen on his green jersey no doubtsomebody help himCeltic Balla got knocked the F*ck out.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (gentile @ Apr 13 2007, 10:21 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>^This is pretty bad. It's hard to respond to something this crappy. But I did. Tell me if you like it.CBalla sorry,Plus his whole style older than Atarithis frontline of weak punchlines benign hari karican't touch me hardly, wanna punch this fake real dude jawhe's F*cked without the benefit of ideal lube jobthis pussy writing rhymes with a Vagisil tube ya'llFake thuggin taken when I make his cold ice cube thawhis self-esteem will melt clean,ice pick his spleen on his green jersey no doubtsomebody help himCeltic Balla got knocked the F*ck out.</div>CBalla has fallen/wide open like Tony Allen/Maybe next season ehh I havent even no ones sh*t yet, just the last line. LOL
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (gentile @ Apr 13 2007, 10:21 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>^This is pretty bad. It's hard to respond to something this crappy. But I did. Tell me if you like it.
    CBalla sorry,
    Plus his whole style older than Atari
    this frontline of weak punchlines benign hari kari
    can't touch me hardly,
    wanna punch this fake real dude jaw
    he's F*cked without the benefit of ideal lube job
    this pussy writing rhymes with a Vagisil tube ya'll
    Fake thuggin taken when I make his cold ice cube thaw
    his self-esteem will melt clean,
    ice pick his spleen on his green jersey no doubt
    somebody help him
    Celtic Balla got knocked the F*ck out.</div>
    So you diss my rap and then you counter it with this?
    Listen to your raps? I'd rather drink a cup of piss,
    And you aint knock me out son, you didn't even connect on the punch,
    You just can't admit I chewed you out like a Nestle Crunch,
    Do you realize that you said "fake real dude jaw"?
    How many times I gotta point out that flaw?
    Half the time you don't make sense - you should just withdraw,
    Call me fake again you'll only be able to eat through a thin straw,
    I'm not tryin to be someone that I'm not,
    I'm not out the hood, I don't smoke pot, I aint neva been shot,
    I'm man enough to admit I'm not a G - you're not
    Now stop actin all hard and stop actin like you thuggin,
    Homie you aint rugged, you're clearly buggin,
    Act hard all you want - in this battle you're struggling,
    Gentile must be a cover-up for "gentle", right?
    because your rhymes are softer than the pillow I sleep on at night
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CelticBalla32 @ Apr 13 2007, 01:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>So you diss my rap and then you counter it with this?Listen to your raps? I'd rather drink a cup of piss,And you aint knock me out son, you didn't even connect on the punch,You just can't admit I chewed you out like a Nestle Crunch,Do you realize that you said "fake real dude jaw"?How many times I gotta point out that flaw?Half the time you don't make sense - you should just withdraw,Call me fake again you'll only be able to eat through a thin straw,I'm not tryin to be someone that I'm not,I'm not out the hood, I don't smoke pot, I aint neva been shot,I'm man enough to admit I'm not a G - you're notNow stop actin all hard and stop actin like you thuggin,Homie you aint rugged, you're clearly buggin,Act hard all you want - in this battle you're struggling,Gentile must be a cover-up for "gentle", right?because your rhymes are softer than the pillow I sleep on at night</div>Better! But please cease with the English correctionsget some peace with your dummie dictionary obsessionleave your person strife, cause ya vocab hurtin for lifeI mold the language nice, while you're straight up versa-vice,excuse me, vice-versavictim lyrical murder, slanguage metronome spin you out further and furthertoo dizzy for a come upbut you still manage to bore usF*ck your dictionary and your whole thesaurusfallin off your lap when you do your gay guy chorusyour style, a sieve poroussplashin pig sh*t rhymes all up on usyou're done, my skillz sonorous of courseso stick a fork in himopen chicken chittlin pork enemamy rhyme force killin himin his own suburban cinema
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (gentile @ Apr 13 2007, 01:50 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Better!
    But please cease with the English corrections
    get some peace with your dummie dictionary obsession
    leave your person strife, cause ya vocab hurtin for life
    I mold the language nice, while you're straight up versa-vice,
    excuse me, vice-versa
    victim lyrical murder,
    slanguage metronome spin you out further and further
    too dizzy for a come up
    but you still manage to bore us
    F*ck your dictionary and your whole thesaurus
    fallin off your lap when you do your gay guy chorus
    your style, a sieve porous
    splashin pig sh*t rhymes all up on us
    you're done, my skillz sonorous of course
    so stick a fork in him
    open chicken chittlin pork enema
    my rhyme force killin him
    in his own suburban cinema</div>
    My vocab is actually pretty solid, I was just lowering to your level,
    Stop playin us all like your some type of rebel,
    Nice job, you used big words - congratulations,
    But half of that still didn't make sense - don't further complicate things,
    You can bi*ch all you want, but do you want my observations?
    Your raps are full of weak punch lines and false accusations,
    This battle is so boring, it's a fu*kin tribulation,
    My rhymes are so deadly they're like a vaccination,
    Homie take a vacation,
    Make more of your rap life which is nothing more than a fabrication,
    And by my calculations,
    After those disses and false allegations,
    You did nothing more than F*ck up your reputation,
    Man this is an innovation,
    I'm startin to create sh*t that will last for generations,
    I'm defying all of the broken rules and regulations,
    I got determination to start this rap association,
    You're a disgrace to the united nations since the start of western civilization
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>My rhymes are so deadly they're like a vaccination,</div>oh the irony, reminds me of "y'all n*ggas is scared/I'm your worst nightmare squared, that's double for n*ggas who ain't mathematically aware"
     

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