The Rap Battle Thread...Ding Ding Ding...

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CelticBalla32 @ Apr 13 2007, 01:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>My vocab is actually pretty solid, I was just lowering to your level,Stop playin us all like your some type of rebel,Nice job, you used big words - congratulations,But half of that still didn't make sense - don't further complicate things,You can bi*ch all you want, but do you want my observations?Your raps are full of weak punch lines and false accusations,This battle is so boring, it's a fu*kin tribulation,My rhymes are so deadly they're like a vaccination,Homie take a vacation,Make more of your rap life which is nothing more than a fabrication,And by my calculations,After those disses and false allegations,You did nothing more than F*ck up your reputation,Man this is an innovation,I'm startin to create sh*t that will last for generations,I'm defying all of the broken rules and regulations,I got determination to start this rap association,You're a disgrace to the united nations since the start of western civilization</div>Injection? Please nigga I'm perfectionBoston C's lookin like last week's erectionYou bitches rhyme worse than OprahKeep tryin and I'll smoke yaHarder than Reppin smoking weed from BogataYou might as well go back to yo mammy's basementSo you're not feeling a sense of displacementYou think that ugly sh*t will last for generations?Hell nigga, nothin lasts, not even corporationsNow go on home with your tail between your legsAnd let yo mammy fix you up some ham and eggs
     
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    We at the waffle house, waitress said "watch yo mouth"My girl talk while she eat, told her "watch yo mouth"Got white that keeps me fresh like baby powderWash my girl's face and chest, give her a baby showerBut she aint expecting, I keep her guessingHow you stay so freshly dressed? I tell my baby... powderWe bring the burners B, We turn you burgundyMorning news you niggas, son... Ron burgundyWe at the hot dog stand, she make my hot dog standbi*ch kobayashi'd the whole team, she like hot dogs manDrove through the garment district, on a charming visitGlove box got the sparkling biscuitSo if the cops tryna ticketWARNING: I'ma click itWe watching Looney TuniesWe at the movies loopyMy boo turned to me and she said"Yo dude, looney tune me":HAHAHA:
     
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    one day I eat lunchnext day I eat lunchwednesday I eat lunchnow all I do is munch, munch, munch
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (junot111 @ Apr 14 2007, 03:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>one day I eat lunchnext day I eat lunchwednesday I eat lunchnow all I do is munch, munch, munch</div>Dipset should sign your ass. You'd be the best in the Diplomats
     
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    They see me bikingThey dislikingPatrollin and tryna catch me biking dirtyTyna catch me biking dirty (x4)My bell so loudI'm clickingThey hope that they gonna catch me biking dirty (x4)Preschoolers see if they can see me pedalingI'm greasy so I don't look cleanFor me to bike while I bike byThey can see the chromeAnd the shine on my bike and hornBikin with a new stuffed animal it like to hold onNext to the guy who keep biking onThere's a full drink in my packHoldin the jacka onto a rackYou know I'm strong like strong legsJust truna pedal ain't tryin to have no breaksBiking clean as heck I pull in excerciseLaws on turning and you know I followizeHonking all the way to the maximizeI can speak for some folks trying to cut me off...
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (The Legacy @ Apr 14 2007, 04:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>They see me bikingThey dislikingPatrollin and tryna catch me biking dirtyTyna catch me biking dirty (x4)My bell so loudI'm clickingThey hope that they gonna catch me biking dirty (x4)Preschoolers see if they can see me pedalingI'm greasy so I don't look cleanFor me to bike while I bike byThey can see the chromeAnd the shine on my bike and hornBikin with a new stuffed animal it like to hold onNext to the guy who keep biking onThere's a full drink in my packHoldin the jacka onto a rackYou know I'm strong like strong legsJust truna pedal ain't tryin to have no breaksBiking clean as heck I pull in excerciseLaws on turning and you know I followizeHonking all the way to the maximizeI can speak for some folks trying to cut me off...</div>They see me trikinwith a bottle of VicotinPatrollin n tryna catch me ridin dirtyTryna catch me ridin dirty (x4)I'm always clankinLike Fergie JenkinsThey hopin they gon catch me riding dirty(x4)
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Something-To-Say @ Apr 14 2007, 08:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>They see me trikinwith a bottle of VicotinPatrollin n tryna catch me ridin dirtyTryna catch me ridin dirty (x4)I'm always clankinLike Fergie JenkinsThey hopin they gon catch me riding dirty(x4)</div>damn it, I was going to do triking next. Completely stole my idea.
     
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    You ready? Let's go!Yeah, for those of you that want to know what we're all aboutIt's like this y'all (c'mon!)This is ten percent yuck, twenty percent killFifteen percent dog pillFive percent stinky treasure, fifty percent food stainAnd a 100 percent reason to remember the smell!Garbage! - He doesn't want his smell up in the airHe just wants to be smelled whether it's the scent or the smelly hemisphairHe smells so much unlike everything else, aloneIn spite of the fact that some people still think that they smell him...
     
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    This is why I'm fat, This is why I'm fatThis is why this is why this is why I'm fatThis is why I'm fat, This is why I'm fatThis is why this is why this is why I'm fatI'm fat because I eatAnd then I go to sleepThis is why this is why this is why I'm fatI'm fat because I eatAnd then I go to sleepThis is why this is why this is why I'm fatThis is why I'm fat I'm fat because I eatAnd after I'm finished, I go to sleepVegetables are for pussies, its all about the meatI get em supersized, call me the food athleteHounding down the carbs, hounding down the sweetsI only go to McDonalds becuz McDonalds is for the 1337sEat 4 cartons of ice cream, I can't handle the heatAnd I need another carton, just for a nice treatOrder a number 1, 2, and a number threeIt cost 8 bucks man, I thought fast food was cheapOnly had 5 bucks, so I went out to the streetLooked down on the ground and saw some green by the treeI go over and bend over to seeIt was a 10 dollar bill and I picked up that cheeseWent back into McDonalds and ordered my 1 2 and 3I ordered a 4 and saved that for later to eatoh snap. I can't believe I wasted like 3 minutes writing this thing [​IMG]
     
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    REEEEEEMIIXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!This is why im black This is why im BlackI'm black cause im brown.I make white kids frown.from the other side of townwhere pussy flows all 'roundI got only brooklyn on my backcause shorties nowadays too fat.stomachs weighing more than shaqwhat the F*ck is up with thatThis is why im black This is why im blackThis is why This is This is why im blackIm black cause I smokeI cant help to make that poston bbw that youth cokeaddicted now im broke.Im broke cause I buy rich yungWallet dead like DsounG (sorry man R.I.P)Playing hangman and done.I lost now im hungDamn..... :no1:
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (S_Guard @ Apr 14 2007, 06:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>REEEEEEMIIXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!This is why im black This is why im BlackI'm black cause im brown.I make white kids frown.from the other side of townwhere pussy flows all 'roundI got only brooklyn on my backcause shorties nowadays too fat.stomachs weighing more than shaqwhat the F*ck is up with thatThis is why im black This is why im blackThis is why This is This is why im blackIm black cause I smokeI cant help to make that poston bbw that youth cokeaddicted now im broke.Im broke cause I buy rich yungWallet dead like DsounG (sorry man R.I.P)Playing hangman and done.I lost now im hungDamn..... :no1:</div>REEEEEEEEEEMIX!!!!This why I'm a chink, This why I'm a chink,This is why this is why this why I'm a chinkThis why I'm a chink, This why I'm a chink,This is why this is why this why I'm a chinkI'm a chink because my mom gave my dad headand then they did it in their bedThis why I'm a chink, This why I'm a chink,This is why this is why this why I'm a chinkThis is why I'm chinese, my skin is pretty yellowI spit rhymes like I eat rice and I keep it really mellowI'm as nice as they come, take my shoes before I come inMy mom has to know their parents before I get some friendsGet a B+ and my parents flip outThey blame it on my computer and they throw that sh*t outMy hair is gelled, spiky as a a thornI have to imagine while I masturbate because my parents blocked out the pornStayed up all night, not to get some assbut to finish up my homework even though I hate the mathAnd when I smile, my eyes get thinner then flossFound a rubber in my drawer and out my mom tossedGrounded for not calling her, for some reason it got her worriedBecause I was having fun at a friends house and not having a hurryI'm not allowed to hang out with all girls, there has to be some boysAnd I'm not allowed to go out to party, so I stay home and play with my toy.I'm watching BET, my mom sees the black people so she locked itSo I go on ESPN and watch the Houston RocketsShe sees Yao Ming and she wants me to see thatBut a second later, she sees TMacShe locked it, no Rockets, for me to seeSo I guess I have to wank off with my little peepeeThis why I'm a chink, This why I'm a chink,This is why this is why this why I'm a chinkThis why I'm a chink, This why I'm a chink,This is why this is why this why I'm a chinkI'm a chink because my mom gave my dad headand then they did it in their bedThis why I'm a chink, This why I'm a chink,This is why this is why this why I'm a chink:HAHAHA: I'm so much better than mims. [​IMG]I just noticed I mention jacking it 3 times... wowww hahaha
     
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    Yo we gotta do a colab and make this a whole song lolThis is how it will look on the corner of our videoThis is why Im Chink/ This is why I'm BlackFeat. Anonomys chink and Noname Black aka Powerballin and S_GuardDir. Ray allenProduced by: Yao ming
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (S_Guard @ Apr 14 2007, 07:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Yo we gotta do a colab and make this a whole song lolThis is how it will look on the corner of our videoThis is why Im Chink/ This is why I'm BlackFeat. Anonomys chink and Noname Black aka Powerballin and S_GuardDir. Ray allenProduced by: Yao ming</div>lol. fosho.
     
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    WALK IT OUT WALK IT OUTWALK IT OUT WALK IT OUTWALK IT OUT WALK IT OUTWESTSIDE WALK IT OUTSOUTHSIDE WALK IT OUTEASTSIDE WALK IT OUTNORTHSIDE WALK IT OUTbay born n raised, you can tell by how I talknow lets mix the hyphy movement with the way u walksee this filthy boy, they recognize ma facemix the hyphy with the crunk forget the other placebend ya knees rock ya back and den shake ya dreadsdo it do it do it from the yay to bankheadthizzin, teeth grittin, got money in the bankballin like jones, hey shawty wutchu drankchain hang low while I walk it outget it dummy with it thats wut I'm talkin boutso bounce with it drop with it lean with it rock with itghostride ya whip and den snap with it pop with itout with the old, and then in with the newgo dumb go dumb and den do wutchu dofrisko walk it out, haystakk walk it outoakland walk it out, the whole yay walk it outWALK IT OUT WALK IT OUTWALK IT OUT WALK IT OUTWALK IT OUT WALK IT OUTVALLEJO WALK IT OUTSAN JO WALK IT OUTU CITY WALK IT OUTTHE WHOLE BAY WALK IT OUTlol. I was lookin thru my notepad files and found this [​IMG]
     
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    this is why im gaythis is why im gaythis is why this is why im gayim gay because I layon my bed all dayjackin off to thingslike the sweet stroke of ray raythis is why im gay this is why im gay this is why this is why im gayI dont like to rapI like to take alota crapand when I sit down I make the toilet seat break in halfthis is why im gayI dont really like girlsonly their asses and titsso what if they got a couple zitshire a prostitutepay a good tipif her boyfriend come, then u gotta dipput it past her liplet her take a little sipbut when u gotta go, get up and zip(your pants)but wait, why we talkin bout girls?im seeing whirly whirlsmy first passion is guysbecause u kno your my worldJUST LOSE IT AH AH AHA HAHAHHA HA AHAHHA
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (junot111 @ Apr 14 2007, 10:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>this is why im gaythis is why im gaythis is why this is why im gayim gay because I layon my bed all dayjackin off to thingslike the sweet stroke of ray raythis is why im gay this is why im gay this is why this is why im gayI dont like to rapI like to take alota crapand when I sit down I make the toilet seat break in halfthis is why im gayI dont really like girlsonly their asses and titsso what if they got a couple zitshire a prostitutepay a good tipif her boyfriend come, then u gotta dipput it past her liplet her take a little sipbut when u gotta go, get up and zip(your pants)but wait, why we talkin bout girls?im seeing whirly whirlsmy first passion is guysbecause u kno your my worldJUST LOSE IT AH AH AHA HAHAHHA HA AHAHHA</div>your gay. [​IMG]
     
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    Me walk down the hallMe be standing tallMe be calling to allThat me is the ballYoMe is the sh*tMe is the candle litMe is the biggest hitMe is the big big titYoYo YoYo Yo Yo
     
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    This why I'm Arab, This why I'm Arab,This is why this is why this why I'm ArabThis why I'm Arab, This why I'm Arab,This is why this is why this why I'm ArabI'm Arab because im hot, really really hotstrapped with a bomb, its about to get hot.Walkin with a bomb, in the summer daysall I gotta do is press a button than boom!This is why I'm hot, we work with that gasI could sell a mill sellin gasoline and popI represent the D, the D for DearbornArabs go there every day, eatin kabobs and jackI love the Big D - Arabs show me loveWe smoke so much hookah its like drinkin waterIts in our system (pause) just like makin bombsSo when we're out clubbin the feds are on our assIf you need a bomb throw a call my wayDearborn to Iraq its def all the sameand to Iraq and back as soon as I hit Dearborn - its back to smokin hookah all - the - wayAnd when I hit the cafe - people say that I'm fly - they love the way that I dress -they like my attireThey like how my turban flows from side to sideThey asked me how to do it and simply I reply...This why I'm Arab, This why I'm Arab,This is why this is why this why I'm ArabThis why I'm Arab, This why I'm Arab,This is why this is why this why I'm Arab I'm Arab because im hot, really really hotstrapped with a bomb, its about to get hot.Walkin with a bomb, in the summer daysall I gotta do is press a button than boom!lol theres my arab version - its crap - but o well. (listen to it while the actual song is playing)
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (P0W3RBALLIN @ Apr 15 2007, 12:58 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>your gay. [​IMG]</div>this is why im gay.
     
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    <span style="font-family:Century Gothic">This is why I'm Paki, This why I'm Paki,This is why, this is why, this is why I'm PakiThis why I'm Paki, This why I'm Paki,This is why, this is why, this is why I'm PakiI'm Paki 'cause I'm hot,You ain't 'cause you're notThis is why, this is why, this is why I'm PakiI must explain my reason to DO-THIS-SONGI'm Pakistani and you cats know my CREW-IS-STRONGWe speak with an accent and make people FEEL-STRANGEWork at a local 7/11 and get paid with REAL-CHANGENever need to talk to girls because our parents got US-LOCKEDBeen engaged with my cousin since my parents' sex JUST-STOPPEDNever been on real dates; hardly ever MAKE-PLANSRoll around in a Toyota Corolla with my cousins and we SHAKE-HANDSWe never approach girls because we're already ENGAGEDLaugh our asses off anytime anyone takes BEN-GAY (the medicine)We go to the movies and laugh at every DUMB-SCENELook dirty everywhere we go but we act like we COME-CLEANGet into arguments over who has a lighter SKIN-TONEIt's not that we're broke, we're just cheaper than a SPRINT-PHONEI'll charge you outrageously whenever you GET-GASIt's like I'm masturbating to Aishwarya Rai because I finished THIS-FASTThis is why I'm Paki, This why I'm Paki,This is why, this is why, this is why I'm PakiThis why I'm Paki, This why I'm Paki,This is why, this is why, this is why I'm PakiI'm Paki 'cause I'm hot,You ain't 'cause you're notThis is why, this is why, this is why I'm PakiYeah, yeah! What it do, fellers? Shout outs to Russell Peters, Ghandhi and Apu! Stay up, my doggys! Oh yeah!</span>
     

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