The Rap Battle Thread...Ding Ding Ding...

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  1. BrewCityBuck

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ELiiiTE @ Oct 14 2006, 03:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Nice electric fission line... very smooth.---Rok is wrong, it's not over - it's begunELiiiTE just came, got you sayin 'sh*t son!'Because in this battle I'm like a lionLeft you shredded on the floor, left you down and cryin'And in this battle you're just the gazelleAfter reading all this round 2 will be hellI pick up the mic and leave you fellas scorchedI'm blowing up, throwing up rhymes that torchI light it all up with my elaborate rhymesMake you think a few minutes, repeat it over a few times.Then when you waste an hour on a terrible verseI spend a millisecond to destroy the worst</div> Not bad, not bad... :winkglasses:
     
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    lol. I suck at rapping. Im just having fun.
     
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    CB4, I recommend you use more quality then quantity. Your rhymes would be a lot better then.
     
  4. Memphology

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    When do we know its round two?
     
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    Round 2 is a figure of speech... it's just a battle thread, no real rounds
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CelticBalla32 @ Oct 14 2006, 04:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Wow BCB. Where the hell did you come from? I loved the Danny Ainge line.Here's BCB tryin to act hard,Yet he sucks more wood then there is at a lumber yard,He aint got to lyrics, no style, and no game,Battling this fairy's ass is a shame,He can talk hard all he wants but we know the real story,His rap style is boring,I read that sh*t and I started snoring,Wanna step against me? Go ahead I'll spit more clutch lines at you than Robert Horry,Go ahead man come and f*ck with me,I'll give you, your mother, and this mic a Visectomy</div>Man, CB32 you think your real goodtoo bad in your pants, you dont have any woodI would knock you out like Mike TysonCharge, and take you out like a gigantic bisonI'll squeeze off hope like Jorge Garbajosa vs. the C'sHey man, your mom is a slutty little cockteaseMan, why am I even battling you? Your a jokeYour like Kobe in game 7 vs. the suns, everyone knows your gonna chokeyou can talk the talk, but you can not walk the walk, your just a parrotYour dick looks like two peas and a miniature carrotman, go outside and get a tanI cant believe im even bothering with the leader of the dwarf clan (referencing the fact that he's only 5"5)Hope you dont take it seriously, man. Im just joking around.
     
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    CB4, please stop, youre disgracing rapRap? Wait no. You're disgracing crapCan't find fault in the rhymes so you insult the untrue?If anyone's dick is small it's got to be you - [​IMG]It's a joy for me to see you make a new set of rhymesJust another reason for me to own another million timesSo the next time you come here trying to act a geniousJust remember you're BBW's smallest penis [​IMG]
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ELiiiTE @ Oct 14 2006, 10:00 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>CB4, please stop, youre disgracing rapRap? Wait no. You're disgracing crapCan't find fault in the rhymes so you insult the untrue?If anyone's dick is small it's got to be you - [​IMG]It's a joy for me to see you make a new set of rhymesJust another reason for me to own another million timesSo the next time you come here trying to act a geniousJust remember you're BBW's smallest penis [​IMG]</div>HAHAHAH I laughed out loud at that one...Escpecially with the pic...
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ELiiiTE @ Oct 14 2006, 06:00 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>CB4, please stop, youre disgracing rapRap? Wait no. You're disgracing crapCan't find fault in the rhymes so you insult the untrue?If anyone's dick is small it's got to be you - [​IMG]It's a joy for me to see you make a new set of rhymesJust another reason for me to own another million timesSo the next time you come here trying to act a geniousJust remember you're BBW's smallest penis [​IMG]</div>Yo man, my dick aint small, just ask your mommaYour dick is probably as big as this here comma ,Man, you're the shrimp dick, and you werent just in the waterYou probably got a smaller one then the dude in harry potterIf you ever have sex, youll probably just use your thumbWho you fooling? You aint gonna make her cumYou think you can rhyme?You probably make these in 3 hours of your free timeMan, you cant own me, I really disagreeYou off your meds or something? Go take your Vitamin C
     
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    <span style="color:#FF0000"><span style="font-size:24pt;line-height:100%">BURN!!!</span></span>
     
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    lol I thought it was gonna be 1 on 1 battles.. oh well..You might no me as PB, but I go by the name of filthyArresting me for being too fly? then hell yeah I'm guiltyWhen I step into the room, the atmosphere gets chillyI can tell by your rhymes that I can be the heels of your achillesI never been a rookie, always in my primeI'm always doing my best til I runnin outta timeI've been doing this for a while, it aint new to meYet my game still growing like Yao Ming during pubertyI'm probably the underdog of this battle because I'm new to the BB dubI bet a few thou that Ima win but yall still get more lovelets think for a sec... This'll be like the 2000 electionSee I never claim to be hard but prolly more den your erectionI can keep going and going and going I aint gon chokeI'm like the energizer battery man.. this is all just a jokeBut I'm end right there, just to see whats gonna happen nextSee I'm the king of the rap battle when it comes to text:lol:
     
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    I tried to read your rhyme, but your sig caught my attentionTHATs JESSICA ALBA, man when I see her ill be wishin'shes got to be the finest actress out there in Hollywood,even with her finger in her ass...she still gives me wood [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (austingriz76 @ Oct 14 2006, 02:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I tried to read your rhyme, but your sig caught my attentionTHATs JESSICA ALBA, man when I see her ill be wishin'shes got to be the finest actress out there in Hollywood,even with her finger in her ass...she still gives me wood [​IMG] [​IMG]</div>LOL
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CB4AllStar @ Oct 14 2006, 04:12 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Yo man, my dick aint small, just ask your mommaYour dick is probably as big as this here comma ,Man, you're the shrimp dick, and you werent just in the waterYou probably got a smaller one then the dude in harry potterIf you ever have sex, youll probably just use your thumbWho you fooling? You aint gonna make her cumYou think you can rhyme?You probably make these in 3 hours of your free timeMan, you cant own me, I really disagreeYou off your meds or something? Go take your Vitamin C</div>Is this even worth a reply?All moms and dicks, can I ask why?Like a 10 year old who just took sex edSees some boobs and for weeks your dink is redSpit some real sh*t boy, not this childish gameAdmit to the truth, your rhymes are just lameKeep rambing on, because I'm taking my crown"Mom this, Dink that", while my subjects bow down. :worthy: I said more quality less quality, not the other way aroundI'm bringing your ego back to the groundI blow up the stage and amaze the crowdYour rhymes are stupid, annoying, and loudI can't own you? It's happened beforeAgain and again... man it's really a borePlease start to rap.. and I mean REALLY rapThis battle's a breeze, please challenge me, chap.Vitamin C? Wtf? Can I ask whats so bad? OMG I'M LACKING IN VITAMIN C...
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ELiiiTE @ Oct 14 2006, 03:00 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Is this even worth a reply?All moms and dicks, can I ask why?Like a 10 year old who just took sex edSees some boobs and for weeks your dink is redSpit some real sh*t boy, not this childish gameAdmit to the truth, your rhymes are just lameKeep rambing on, because I'm taking my crown"Mom this, Dink that", while my subjects bow down. :worthy: I said more quality less quality, not the other way aroundI'm bringing your ego back to the groundI blow up the stage and amaze the crowdYour rhymes are stupid, annoying, and loudI can't own you? It's happened beforeAgain and again... man it's really a borePlease start to rap.. and I mean REALLY rapThis battle's a breeze, please challenge me, chap.Vitamin C? Wtf? Can I ask whats so bad? OMG I'M LACKING IN VITAMIN C...</div> :HAHAHA: nice but I think u meant "more quality less quantity"
     
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    eliite's was the best so far. hahaha cb4 you'rs was horrible. only talking about dicks.
     
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    lol seriously... most of it was about dicks... [​IMG]
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (P0W3RBALLIN @ Oct 14 2006, 05:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>:HAHAHA: nice but I think u meant "more quality less quantity"</div>Whoops yes I did... and I don't make the insults I just see them.
     
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    CB4's rap makes me feel uncomfortable because it's so perverted.
     
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    Man yo rapped sucked, im glad you didnt go fiznirst yo weak ass rhyms sounds worse T-H-to-the-izzan Limp Bizkits Fred Diznurst n BCB yeah you gots skill but you use it like Stro you try ta act hizzay but ta a challenge you act like a hoe You said you read the Gazzete, I think mah mom reads thizzat sh*t wut happened ta yo EPSN subscription? did you spend all yo dough on some dizzle By the wizzle im austin, n I am the sh*t Ill stomp on you like Hayneworth did ta this bi*ch [​IMG]thats my rap PIMPED out
     

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