All across the country bitches eating turkeys,all yall farting and shitting making dirties,me? im bumping this old ass threadcause ive already been fed,by your mothers milky bread.its so damn boring, there isnt any school,told damn cold to swim in the poolI try to play ball but I look like a fool50 degrees but still sweating a pool.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BrewCityBuck @ Nov 21 2006, 06:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I'm so going to own you tonight after class with my rap. :shifty2:</div> It's been 3 days and countin and still no reply, Are you afraid of replyin or did you just lie? Hurry up and spit I'm gettin a little impatient, Show me what you got and I'll eat it up like a rasin, Get all these people ravin, Hold my hand up like a champ and look at you wavin, bi*ch I've been spittin like gold before you started shavin, I need some competition because austingriz is wack, I'm ready for an attack, I'll back you down like Shaq, Run right by you like a running back, And beat your ass down with all these rhyme skills in which you lack, bi*ch ass, you a flop, I can clean you up like a mop, Make noise louder than BALLAHOLLIC's belly flop, So what the F*ck you gon' do you motherfuckin rent-a-cop?
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Make noise louder than BALLAHOLLIC's belly flop,So what the F*ck you gon' do you motherfuckin rent-a-cop?</div> :beee:
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CelticBalla32 @ Nov 24 2006, 06:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>It's been 3 days and countin and still no reply,Are you afraid of replyin or did you just lie?Hurry up and spit I'm gettin a little impatient,Show me what you got and I'll eat it up like a rasin,Get all these people ravin,Hold my hand up like a champ and look at you wavin,bi*ch I've been spittin like gold before you started shavin,I need some competition because austingriz is wack,I'm ready for an attack,I'll back you down like Shaq,Run right by you like a running back,And beat your ass down with all these rhyme skills in which you lack,bi*ch ass, you a flop,I can clean you up like a mop,Make noise louder than BALLAHOLLIC's belly flop,So what the F*ck you gon' do you motherfuckin rent-a-cop?</div>I have to say, that was f'ing kickass. I loved the ballahollic line, and the Shaq and running back verses.
Celticballa man I love you as a poster but your rap is weak. Good rap for you is as impossible as a Celtics winning streak. Your posts are really long and filled with common knowledge son. I shred through your rap like a Thompson Submachine Gun. Sorry about the delay on the comeback and I'm sure your pissed. I would have sooner but I had a preexisting hemorrhagic cyst. Sorry that your stuck with Doc Rivers man I know it must suck. Your rap is marshmello fluff and mine is mandarian duck. You sit and wait here for me for three days man it's kind of pathetic. My rap is electromagnetic and yours should be used as anesthetic. I think this is coming to an end because your too boring to rap about Sorry that so soon this thing had to fizzle out. I can't wait for your response and to hear the garbage you spew. Your sh*t's old and annoying like Blink 182.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BrewCityBuck @ Nov 24 2006, 06:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Celticballa man I love you as a poster but your rap is weak. Good rap for you is as impossible as a Celtics winning streak. Your posts are really long and filled with common knowledge son. I shred through your rap like a Thompson Submachine Gun. Sorry about the delay on the comeback and I'm sure your pissed. I would have sooner but I had a preexisting hemorrhagic cyst. Sorry that your stuck with Doc Rivers man I know it must suck. Your rap is marshmello fluff and mine is mandarian duck. You sit and wait here for me for three days man it's kind of pathetic. My rap is electromagnetic and yours should be used as anesthetic. I think this is coming to an end because your too boring to rap about Sorry that so soon this thing had to fizzle out. I can't wait for your response and to hear the garbage you spew. Your sh*t's old and annoying like Blink 182.</div> Good rap for me is impossible like a Celtics winning streak? Maybe you were unaware that they won 3 in a row last week You're a mandarian duck? What the F*ck? Man you a schmuck, your future in life will suck, I'll be fu*kin your bi*ch and you'll be delivering packages in a truck, And I wasn't sittin here waitin for your reply, Don't think that for a second, guy, If I never bumped this you wouldn't have said anything since July, You know you are soft core, Man, I'm ready for war, When you rap I snore, When you commit a turnover I score, You out in the first round and I'm in the Final Four, You suck dick for cash when I'm fu*kin a blonde whore, This is CelticBalla's rap galore, Man stop beggin for more, Talk sh*t again I'll lay your body on the floor, I've been gettin respect, for you I can't say the same, When you grab the mic, man nobody knows your name, Your rap style is lame, Dawg, you aint got no game, I'm at a status that you'll never be able to claim, You didn't say sh*t when I F*cked your mom last night, You blew a whistle and said stop while you turned on your rent-a-cop flashlight, Stop fu*kin around and just let this sh*t go, Before you make me mad and I put your bi*ch ass 6 feet below word
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>You didn't say sh*t when I F*cked your mom last night,You blew a whistle and said stop while you turned on your rent-a-cop flashlight,</div> :HAHAHA: That was great.
Have to say, CB32's rhymes are better but BCB's flow is a lot better.You're both about even.SUM1 BATTEL MEEH! Start it up and I'll reply.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ELiiiTE @ Nov 27 2006, 07:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Have to say, CB32's rhymes are better but BCB's flow is a lot better.You're both about even.SUM1 BATTEL MEEH! Start it up and I'll reply.</div>uh-oh, dude from revenge of the nerds thinks he's coolI'll lay you out like Kermit Washington, you'll be in a blood poolYoure not even good man, youre just a toolYou think you can step up on me? Youre a damn foolIm cb4allstar bi*ch, I F*ck plenty o' hoesyou? youre a f*cking geek with ugly glasses laying over your noseYou suck more dick than the New York KnicksYoure like Eric Snow man, you just keep throwin' up bricksGuess what man, youll never get the chicksyour moms a total milf though; got any pics?Eliiite? Brother please man, take a goddamn seatYou think Kobe's 81 was a feat?Guess how many I got on yo mama's backseat?Yeah thats right son, your moms a fineass piece of meatyou look more ridiculous than that racist bi*ch from seinfeldwho do you think you are? you look like a fag with your hair gelledthere you go boy, I battled you; you got your wishyou still suck ass more than the NBA's commish
:no1: Don't be talking, Mr. post-whore 9000Don't forget you're talking to me, I make girls arouse andI'm like a king to his servant,My rhymes are mad fervent.I make the ladies steamy like an ass on a heater.You bust a nut faster then me running the 100 meterf*cking hoes? Please boy, you're a god dammed virgin.My rhymes are so sick tonight you'll be lying under a surgeon.Now here you are, looking like a faggot cocksuckerPlease don't come back or when I'm done you'll be looking like this ugly ass mother *ucker :shok:
YO IM A WHITE BOY AND MY NECK IS RED I LIKE MIRACLE WHIP ON MY WONDER BREAD YO YO YO DIG IT!!!!!!!!!!
Yo, Hey. Pestilances hair looks like a soccer moms unshaved pussy. Rolled in dirt with Bin Laden, add some soy sauce, undergrowth mustache
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (LAZY @ Apr 9 2007, 02:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Yo, Hey. Pestilances hair looks like a soccer moms unshaved pussy. Rolled in dirt with Bin Laden, add some soy sauce, undergrowth mustache</div>brilliant rhyme scheme
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Something-To-Say @ Apr 9 2007, 04:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>YO IM A WHITE BOY AND MY NECK IS RED I LIKE MIRACLE WHIP ON MY WONDER BREAD YO YO YO DIG IT!!!!!!!!!!</div>the yo yo yo dig it part made me laugh ready for my worthless rhyme?This is why your notthis is why your notthis is why this is why your notchorusyour not because u lieI am because I dontthis is why this is why your notchorusu dont gotta tapu dont gotta napu can have a million sexual names on your backchorusu represent germanyyour a notzsisome nozzles say its queer but ul show dem the definition of queerchorusu love the notzsi ladiesbecause dem nozzles show u their breaststhe men all dance because u used crest so they all smell your breathbut in the batcavethey love to bite u slowso when u come to town they watch u pick your nosechorusdipset to gunot(ballin)u gotta do it slowbecause in the a-town they be bitin on your toeschorusyour not because your gayyou tap all daybut only with men who can paychorus
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (junot111 @ Apr 9 2007, 04:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>the yo yo yo dig it part made me laugh ready for my worthless rhyme?This is why your notthis is why your notthis is why this is why your notchorusyour not because u lieI am because I dontthis is why this is why your notchorusu dont gotta tapu dont gotta napu can have a million sexual names on your backchorusu represent germanyyour a notzsisome nozzles say its queer but ul show dem the definition of queerchorusu love the notzsi ladiesbecause dem nozzles show u their breaststhe men all dance because u used crest so they all smell your breathbut in the batcavethey love to bite u slowso when u come to town they watch u pick your nosechorusdipset to gunot(ballin)u gotta do it slowbecause in the a-town they be bitin on your toeschorusyour not because your gayyou tap all daybut only with men who can paychorus</div>Hot sh*t. you needa get signed.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>ready for my worthless rhyme?This is why your notthis is why your notthis is why this is why your notchorusyour not because u lieI am because I dontthis is why this is why your notchorusu dont gotta tapu dont gotta napu can have a million sexual names on your backchorusu represent germanyyour a notzsisome nozzles say its queerbut ul show dem the definition of queerchorusu love the notzsi ladiesbecause dem nozzles show u their breaststhe men all dancebecause u used crest so they all smell your breathbut in the batcavethey love to bite u slowso when u come to town they watch u pick your nosechorusdipset to gunot(ballin)u gotta do it slowbecause in the a-town they be bitin on your toeschorusyour not because your gayyou tap all daybut only with men who can paychorus</div>Oh snap, Mims remix! That one really made me laugh!
