The Real Rim Shaedy

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  1. Idog1976

    Idog1976 Well-Known Member

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    best read while listening to this:



    Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?
    My name is, chka-chka, Rim Shaed-y
    Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what?
    My name is, chka-chka, , Rim Shaed-y
    **clears throat** Excuse me!
    Hi, my name is, who? My name is, huh?
    My name is, chka-chka, , Rim Shaed-y
    Can I have the attention of the 22' Draft class for one second
    Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, who?
    My name is, chka-chka, , Rim Shaed-y

    [Verse 1]
    Hi, kids, do you like rim-based violence? (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
    Wanna see me stick Nine point Nines in dunk contest highlights? (Uh-huh)
    Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah, yeah)
    Skip college, straight to the pros like Garnett did? (Huh?)
    The first six GM's thought my game was dead weight,
    So now I'm tryna get my head straight
    But I can't figure out which of their defenses I most want to humiliate. (Oh)
    And Dame said, "Rim Shaedy, your Game is Aces" (Uh-uh)
    "Why you coming off the bench bro, your talent's being wasted"
    Well, since age 12, I felt like I'm someone else
    'Cause I hung my original sport from the top bunk with a belt
    Got pissed at Football injuries so I ripped the Mamba's game off
    I smacked Highschool so hard I knocked other teams jersey's backwards like Kris Kross
    I smoke perimeter defenders who ain't got no gas, they fall on they ass
    Faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast
    Come here, Smart; "Shaedy, wait a minute, that's the D-P-O-Y, dawg"
    I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off



    [Chorus]

    Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?
    My name is, chka-chka, Rim Shaed-y
    Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what?
    My name is, chka-chka, , Rim Shaed-y
    Hi, my name is, who? My name is, huh?
    My name is, chka-chka, , Rim Shaed-y
    Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, who?
    My name is, chka-chka, , Rim Shaed-y



    My Coach wanted to bench me in junior high (Shh)
    Thanks a lot dick, next semester I'll be flier than fly
    I smacked him in his face with a change of pacer, chased him off the 3 line like he was on the Pacers
    I stapled his nuts to the floor with a cross-over (Ow)
    Walked onto the hardwood and after that three I had my hand up
    Flashes of brilliance all around the perimeter,
    Then I stuck my elbow through the rim Like I was Carter
    Extraterrestrial skills, running over pedestrian players with them change of pace spins,
    While they're screaming at me, "Let's just be friends"!
    99 percent of my life, I was lied to
    I just found out most players think they more dope than what I do (Damn)
    I told them I'd grow up to be a famous baller
    Break all the records with plasma tier moves and shame them all after
    (Oh, thank you)
    You know you blew up when the SportsTwo crew so hyped they issuing bans
    Then they try to touch your hand like they some screamin' Lillard fans
    (Ahh, ahh, ahh)
    The GM of the Kings just asked for my autograph (Dude, can I get your autograph?)
    So I signed it, "Dear Monte, thanks for the support, asshole"

    [Chorus]

    Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?
    My name is, chka-chka, Rim Shaed-y
    Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what?
    My name is, chka-chka, , Rim Shaed-y
    Hi, my name is, who? My name is, huh?
    My name is, chka-chka, , Rim Shaed-y
    Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, who?
    My name is, chka-chka, , Rim Shaed-y

    Stop the scouting tape, this kid needs to be locked away (Get him)
    Big game Dame, don't just stand there, operate!
    They say I'm not ready to start, it's too scary when I ball
    I'll have to be carried inside the Hall and all them votes will have 'em buried alive!
    (Huh, yup)
    Am I comin' or goin'? I can barely decide.
    I got a 48-inch vert, dare me to drive? (Go ahead)
    All my life I was very deprived
    I ain't played a game in years but my skills are too scary to hide (Whoops)
    Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk
    I spit truth when I talk trash, I'll dunk on anything that walks (Come here)
    When I was little, I used to get so angry at the rim I would throw fits
    How you gonna guard me, guy? You ain't got no digs!
    I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
    With a bulletproof skillset and shoot myself into the game (Bang)
    'Cause I'm steamin' mad (Grr)
    And by the way, when you see the old guard All-Stars (Yeah?)
    Tell them that I slit they throat in this dream I had.

    [Chorus]

    Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?
    My name is, chka-chka, Rim Shaed-y
    Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what?
    My name is, chka-chka, , Rim Shaed-y
    Hi, my name is, who? My name is, huh?
    My name is, chka-chka, , Rim Shaed-y
    Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, who?
    My name is, chka-chka, , Rim Shaed-y
     
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  2. Haakzilla

    Haakzilla Well-Known Member

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  3. SIeepwalker

    SIeepwalker The lone sane poster

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    I guarantee you spent too much time on that
     
  4. GriLtCheeZ

    GriLtCheeZ "Well, I'm not lookin' for trouble."

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    True but I am glad he did. I read almost all of it.
     
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    Im the Real Rim Shaedy! lol
     
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  6. Idog1976

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    Only about ~20 minutes all said and done and it was worth it to me!
     
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    Hot :evilfire:

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    SIeepwalker The lone sane poster

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    Shaedon has got it going on
    To watch him I have waited for so long
    S2 can't you see, Paolo's not the guy for me
    Even his D is strong, I'm in love with Shaedon
     
  9. SharpeScooterShooter

    SharpeScooterShooter SharpeShooter

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    Shae didnt have the best game play, but its just game two so you say nay!!
    Kid is cold and smooth, he will be fine if he just stays true. Dame as a tutor, Billups as a schooler. Kid just go do you. Dont get blue, show everyone what you can do!
     
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    SharpeScooterShooter SharpeShooter

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    You spent far too little time on this to compete with the OP. You lost that battle rap. Lol. :)
     
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    That's not rap, I'm just diversifying the music !
     
  12. Idog1976

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    I'm bringing this back to help remind folks, The future with Sharpe is hella bright! If Scoot is yet again possibly the best player in the draft (pretty sure we got the best player last year!). Enjoy a little Rim Shaedy rap (the OP)!
     
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    You’re trying a bit to hard to make that “nickname” stick. It ain’t happening sir/ma’am.
     
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    Love how Shae look shy and harmless off the court but very animated when he's dunking on people
     
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    That's awesome.
     
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    Obviously photoshopped
     
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    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    I hope she doesn't wear him out before our next game.
     
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    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    Too much?
     
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