My smiley is the best because no matter what you post it's always the perfect compliment like if you were to post "sorry your mom fell in the woodchipper" the smiley would be perfect because it intimates a kind of whimsy in what for you is probably not whimsical because you are so close to it and all so for a split second you forget your mom is mulch which made you just a little bit happier which is all anyone can realistically expect from a smiley.