The Timbers are the greatest team ever!

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  1. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    I've been teasing Wheels about the Timbers for a while now. He said I wouldn't hate the Timbers if I went to a game and he then promised to take me to one.

    Well he hasn't taken me to a game yet so I'm back to hating the Timbers.

    Fuck the Timbers and fuck all you geeks who love them! :clap:

    Love, Sly
     
  2. ehizzy3

    ehizzy3 RIP mgb

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    Re: The Timbers suck hairy balls!

    instead of taking you, i've been going with the extra tickets lol. sucker!
     
  3. Wheels

    Wheels Is That A Challenge?!?!1! Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Re: The Timbers suck hairy balls!

    oh crap!!! Hizzy we gotta get Sly to a game! Weekday game against Chivan in August sound good?
     
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    Re: The Timbers suck hairy balls!

    Isn't Chiva slang for heroin?

    No wonder you guys get excited for a 0-0 tie, you're all loaded.

    Maybe there is something to this soccer stuff...
     
  5. Wheels

    Wheels Is That A Challenge?!?!1! Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Re: The Timbers suck hairy balls!

    haha!!! crap I meant "Chivas" you Cubans are only into Baseball I forget.
     
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    Re: The Timbers suck hairy balls!

    You want the guy to like the sport and you're going to make him watch Chivas?
     
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    Re: The Timbers suck hairy balls!

    lol well not a ton of home games left. NY this week but tickets are taken. Then I'm gone for SKC. Tickets for Seattle are taken. Gone for TFC, LA Galaxy is taken, Vancouver taken, Chivas, Then that leaves New Englad, San Jose, and Houston.
     
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    Re: The Timbers suck hairy balls!

    Which one has the hottest cheerleaders?

    Oops, I forgot this is soccer.
     
  9. Wheels

    Wheels Is That A Challenge?!?!1! Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Re: The Timbers suck hairy balls!

    actually Chivas and Houston have Cheerleaders IIRC
     
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    Re: The Timbers suck hairy balls!

    let's do it.. you have 2 extra tickets?
     
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    Re: The Timbers suck hairy balls!

    Hey now, I'm not that fat.
     
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    Re: The Timbers suck hairy balls!

    I think so... I'll find one where there are two extras for sure and get ahold of you and Sly.
     

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