The Tits, Ass, and Cuteness Test

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  1. Dark Defender

    Dark Defender The Dark Passenger

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    Raw score: 48% Big Breasts, 73% Big Ass, and 56% Cute!

    Thanks for telling me something I already knew.

    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>you like women overall curvier than average.

    you show an attraction to larger breasts, larger asses, and sexier composures than others who've taken the test.

    In your case, your lower than average score suggests you appreciate a sexier, naughtier look. Kudos!</div>
     
  2. GMJ

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    Curvy and Naughty
    Raw score: 59% Big Breasts, 77% Big Ass, and 40% Cute!

    [​IMG]
     
  3. Master Shake

    Master Shake young phoenix

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Run BJM @ Aug 10 2008, 01:42 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (huevonkiller @ Aug 10 2008, 12:37 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Run BJM @ Aug 10 2008, 12:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>"Curvy and Naughty

    Raw score: 85% Big Breasts, 59% Big Ass, and 40% Cute!

    Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to larger breasts, larger asses, and sexier composures than others who've taken the test.

    Note that you like women overall curvier than average.

    My third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your lower than average score suggests you appreciate a sexier, naughtier look. Kudos! "
    http://www.okcupid.com/results/the-tits,-a...var_cuteness=10

    Definitely nailed it I think. I fuggin love titties. Love women with some meat on them and much prefer them over skinny chicks with no tits or ass. Cuteness is definitely a lower priority than body.</div>

    Well you do know they mean cuteness in the sense that you don't like "innocent" looking girls, right? This test assumes every guy is indeed very interested in a girl's face (in your case the more "sexy"/mature kind).
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    Still dead on. Anyone who talks to me on AIM knows I'm obsessed with older women. I'd say this test thing completely nailed what I'm attracted to.
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    Run and I love em old. And I got the same results and Joker and you.
     
  4. zєяσ

    zєяσ Truth is beautiful

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    Is this link work-safe? [​IMG]
     
  5. Master Shake

    Master Shake young phoenix

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    Ah, where do you work?
     
  6. zєяσ

    zєяσ Truth is beautiful

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (King Shake @ Aug 10 2008, 03:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Ah, where do you work?</div>
    I ask because there are little kids running in the house and the last thing I need is for them to see pics of nude ladies.
    I said work-safe because it implies that I'm in a place where certain things shouldnt be seen on screen at that place....:/
     
  7. huevonkiller

    huevonkiller Change (Deftones)

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (L @ Aug 10 2008, 02:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (King Shake @ Aug 10 2008, 03:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Ah, where do you work?</div>
    I ask because there are little kids running in the house and the last thing I need is for them to see pics of nude ladies.
    I said work-safe because it implies that I'm in a place where certain things shouldnt be seen on screen at that place....:/
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    There is no nudity.
     
  8. bbwMax

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ace @ Aug 9 2008, 11:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'><a href="http://www.okcupid.com/results/the-tits,-ass,-and-cuteness-test/?fromCGI=1&var_tit%252dsize=9&var_ass%252dsize=13&var_cuteness=17" target="_blank">Cute &
    Small Boobs</a>
    Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to smaller breasts, larger asses, and sexier composure than others who've taken the test.

    Note that because you scored small on breasts but large on ass size, it might appear you like girls bottom heavy. That's probably not the case. What's more likely is that you notice curvy, voluptuous butts, and you don't like big, fake boobs. Big real boobs are even worse because of the sag.

    Anyway, my third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your higher than average score suggests you appreciate a cuter, nicer look. Kudos!

    Recommended Celebrity: Hilary Duff, because she is the ultimate in cute! Especially since she lost that baby fat!</div> Hilary Duff is hot. [​IMG]
    </div>

    So you like.....Children Basically.

    Mine

    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Curvy and Naughty
    Raw score: 70% Big Breasts, 64% Big Ass, and 48% Cute!

    [​IMG]

    Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to <span style="color:#006600">larger breasts</span>, <span style="color:red">larger asses</span>, and <span style="color:blue">sexier composures</span> than others who've taken the test.

    Note that you like women overall curvier than average.

    My third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your lower than average score suggests you appreciate a sexier, naughtier look. Kudos!

    Recommended Celebrities: Supermodel <span style="color:blue">Laetitia Casta</span> and Actress <span style="color:blue">Angelina Jolie</span>.</div>
     
  9. ace

    ace Member

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Max @ Aug 16 2008, 11:03 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ace @ Aug 9 2008, 11:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'><a href="http://www.okcupid.com/results/the-tits,-ass,-and-cuteness-test/?fromCGI=1&var_tit%252dsize=9&var_ass%252dsize=13&var_cuteness=17" target="_blank">Cute &
    Small Boobs</a>
    Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to smaller breasts, larger asses, and sexier composure than others who've taken the test.

    Note that because you scored small on breasts but large on ass size, it might appear you like girls bottom heavy. That's probably not the case. What's more likely is that you notice curvy, voluptuous butts, and you don't like big, fake boobs. Big real boobs are even worse because of the sag.

    Anyway, my third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your higher than average score suggests you appreciate a cuter, nicer look. Kudos!

    Recommended Celebrity: Hilary Duff, because she is the ultimate in cute! Especially since she lost that baby fat!</div> Hilary Duff is hot. [​IMG]
    </div>

    So you like.....Children Basically.

    Mine

    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Curvy and Naughty
    Raw score: 70% Big Breasts, 64% Big Ass, and 48% Cute!

    [​IMG]

    Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to <span style="color:#006600">larger breasts</span>, <span style="color:red">larger asses</span>, and <span style="color:blue">sexier composures</span> than others who've taken the test.

    Note that you like women overall curvier than average.

    My third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your lower than average score suggests you appreciate a sexier, naughtier look. Kudos!

    Recommended Celebrities: Supermodel <span style="color:blue">Laetitia Casta</span> and Actress <span style="color:blue">Angelina Jolie</span>.</div>
    </div>
    I am 16. Not a Pedophilia.
     
  10. bbwMax

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ace @ Aug 16 2008, 12:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Max @ Aug 16 2008, 11:03 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ace @ Aug 9 2008, 11:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'><a href="http://www.okcupid.com/results/the-tits,-ass,-and-cuteness-test/?fromCGI=1&var_tit%252dsize=9&var_ass%252dsize=13&var_cuteness=17" target="_blank">Cute &
    Small Boobs</a>
    Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to smaller breasts, larger asses, and sexier composure than others who've taken the test.

    Note that because you scored small on breasts but large on ass size, it might appear you like girls bottom heavy. That's probably not the case. What's more likely is that you notice curvy, voluptuous butts, and you don't like big, fake boobs. Big real boobs are even worse because of the sag.

    Anyway, my third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your higher than average score suggests you appreciate a cuter, nicer look. Kudos!

    Recommended Celebrity: Hilary Duff, because she is the ultimate in cute! Especially since she lost that baby fat!</div> Hilary Duff is hot. [​IMG]
    </div>

    So you like.....Children Basically.

    Mine

    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Curvy and Naughty
    Raw score: 70% Big Breasts, 64% Big Ass, and 48% Cute!

    [​IMG]

    Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to <span style="color:#006600">larger breasts</span>, <span style="color:red">larger asses</span>, and <span style="color:blue">sexier composures</span> than others who've taken the test.

    Note that you like women overall curvier than average.

    My third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your lower than average score suggests you appreciate a sexier, naughtier look. Kudos!

    Recommended Celebrities: Supermodel <span style="color:blue">Laetitia Casta</span> and Actress <span style="color:blue">Angelina Jolie</span>.</div>
    </div>
    I am 16. Not a Pedophilia.
    </div>

    you are in my country [​IMG]:D:D:D

    Nah but some small boobed women can be fit. Kiera Knightly for example.
     
  11. pegs

    pegs My future wife.

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    I never knew that there was another meaning for "fit" until I watched Ali G in tha House
     
  12. JCB

    JCB The Savage Nation

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    That's pretty much spot on. That was surprisingly accurate.

    EDIT: I took it again because there were a few choices where I couldn't decide between two options. This time, I chose the option I didn't choose the first time, and I got:

     
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    Here's what I got, looks like me and alot of other guys here have the same taste :)
     
  14. zєяσ

    zєяσ Truth is beautiful

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    Skinny and Cute

    Raw score: 33% Big Breasts, 36% Big Ass, and 64% Cute!

    [​IMG]

    Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to smaller breasts, smaller asses, and cuter composure than others who've taken the test.

    Note that you scored low on both breast and ass size. This means you appreciate thinner, harder bodies. You are most likely to appreciate a super-model. Relatively, you are less attracted to round, soft, sloppy women.

    My third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your higher than average score suggests you appreciate a cuter, more innocent look. Kudos!
     
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    She's hot too.:p
     
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    I'm a nice guy, right?


    I don't like girls that get plastic surgery for the record.
     
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