Word. If you guys don't start battling or something soon, someone should create a Make Me Bored forum to move this thread in.
ok im ready. Voodoo all the other rap battle threads were there, so why not this one? Why in make me laugh thread?? i dont get it?
It's been 2 pages and you guys are still deciding on who goes first? Just start, one winner will emerge either way.
I'm rising faster than the price of gas. look at vc talking all his trash man hold up im about to go down make vc look like a stupid ass clown he is scared to go he knows he sucks which is fo'sho im just here to prove im a better im here to win not to write a letter so i'll make this quick and win after all this, i'll make vc's head spin vc you think you're better and you think you can beat me but im the type of rapper you always dream to be
<div class="quote_poster">Quoting Umair15:</div><div class="quote_post">I'm rising faster than the price of gas. look at vc talking all his trash man hold up im about to go down make vc look like a stupid ass clown he is scared to go he knows he sucks which is fo'sho im just here to prove im a better im here to win not to write a letter so i'll make this quick and win after all this, i'll make vc's head spin vc you think you're better and you think you can beat me but im the type of rapper you always dream to be</div> Umair I'm a much better rapper than you/you're softer than Winnie the Pooh You cant rap, your lines make no sense/when you sell your raps all you get is 50 cents You are weak and no competition/boy you aint even in my division Fo'sho is that all you say?/you can't win, like team USA So stop rapping cuz you aint nothing compared to me/I'm gonna win this battle, and it's a guarantee
<div class="quote_poster">Quoting vcwannabe15:</div><div class="quote_post">Umair I'm a much better rapper than you/you're softer than Winnie the Pooh You cant rap, your lines make no sense/when you sell your raps all you get is 50 cents You are weak and no competition/boy you aint even in my division Fo'sho is that all you say?/you can't win, like team USA So stop rapping cuz you aint nothing compared to me/I'm gonna win this battle, and it's a guarantee</div> I aint definetly not softer than you I am much harder in the bed with your mom than you My lines make sense I think you cant read, so go wear some contanct lense Im not weak, my lines are bold my lines shine and look like gold You hatin on team USA? Going for another team, that's the losers way. I got this battle won, so a mod might as well lock this up. So now go home and tell your mom i said wassup you suck at this, i am the master im trying to do this faster so i can get home to your mother because we are gonna make you another brother
LOL at the mods moving this back to the Make Me Laugh section. As far as the battle itself is concered....no comments so far, keep battling
<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post"> I aint definetly not softer than you I am much harder in the bed with your mom than you</div> Why would he be in a bed with his mom? Even if somehow he was, why would he be hard? Sicko. Great job with the rhyming however
<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">Umair I'm a much better rapper than you/you're softer than Winnie the Pooh</div> That right there is straight FiYA!!
<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">so i can get home to your mother because we are gonna make you another brother</div> This is turning out to be a GOAT losers bracket.
<div class="quote_poster">Quoting Umair15:</div><div class="quote_post">I aint definetly not softer than you I am much harder in the bed with your mom than you My lines make sense I think you cant read, so go wear some contanct lense Im not weak, my lines are bold my lines shine and look like gold You hatin on team USA? Going for another team, that's the losers way. I got this battle won, so a mod might as well lock this up. So now go home and tell your mom i said wassup you suck at this, i am the master im trying to do this faster so i can get home to your mother because we are gonna make you another brother</div> You wanna talk about moms thats a mistake/cuz i do you mom every night after our dates I made you, your brother, and your sister/Your raps are so confusing there like tounge twisters You think you better, you think you gonna win?/Every rap you make is a sin Becuase you should stop rapping now cuz I aleady won this/and for the celebration your mom is gonna give me a big kiss I'm the best ask my boy NbaBaller/you gonna cry while I'm poppin my collar You can't beat me eveyone already knows/this battle is over so bring out my hoes
<div class="quote_poster">Quoting vcwannabe15:</div><div class="quote_post">You wanna talk about moms thats a mistake/cuz i do you mom every night after our dates I made you, your brother, and your sister/Your raps are so confusing there like tounge twisters You think you better, you think you gonna win?/Every rap you make is a sin Becuase you should stop rapping now cuz I aleady won this/and for the celebration your mom is gonna give me a big kiss I'm the best ask my boy NbaBaller/you gonna cry while I'm poppin my collar You can't beat me eveyone already knows/this battle is over so bring out my hoes</div> how do you do my mom when you have no meat me and your mom be rocking like the miam heat I am confident I will be the winner this time i will be right back, lemme go pay your mom her dime you suck at this, and will always suck go home practice, and come back with luck I can whoop you anytime of the night bring on the fight because i wont give up and always win maybe this rap is making your mind spin i will stop and let you go tell your mom, she is late tell her to come cuz we have a date
