I'm probably in the same boat. I'm just SO tired of people being offended by everything. It's getting sooooooo old.
I think I would be considered a Portland conservative too, I'm too liberal for the Southern Oregon conservatives (probably not that different from the Texan conservatives you guys brought up) but I roll my eyes on most of the liberal Portland stuff I read on here. I am socially liberal though, like most people my age.
I'm the same, I think we are what they call "regular people". Strange for us millennials... Portland conservative = politically moderate