This one clip reveals so much

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  1. bodyman5000 and 1

    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    No, mine was 150 and I had my own gifted math class in 5th grade. I did my homework and graded it myself.

    I was lazy so I cheated. I did so little homework in high school that I had to ace every test to graduate. I skipped 120 days of high school in four years and still passed. We had to do a required senior project to graduate. I did nothing, the night before we had to present our projects I made up a project about my job at the Ridgefield Library and got an A on that.

    I sat through 12 years of listening to morons ask teachers questions about things he or she had explained 50 fucking times. I couldn't stand it.

    I ended up in a job where I work on vehicles. They don't talk.
     
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    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    Why don't you invent a talking, rocket-propelled pickup truck with a Southern accent?
     
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    BlazerCaravan Hug a Bigot... to Death

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    I suppose your humble brag was necessary, since I was your backstory and all.
     
  4. bodyman5000 and 1

    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    I could.
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    I am so dumb now I don't even know what that means.
     
  6. bodyman5000 and 1

    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    My humble brag would be like Michael Jordan sitting on the porch of his single wide telling his kids about how awesome he was at basketball but he quit playing after his junior year of high school.


    Sad in reality.
     
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    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    I been looking at YouTube and I'm finding GEMS.

    [video=youtube;AWklgWPKbgI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWklgWPKbgI[/video]
     
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    UKRAINEFAN Well-Known Member

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    that thread was quite bizarre, but somewhat enjoyable.
     
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    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    That was too short. I have longer songs from that same guy! Just ask!
     
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    chris_in_pdx OLD MAN

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    Terry Dischinger. He was a Blazer in the early 70s and was hired by the Blazers for the 77 playoffs starting with the Denver series. Before that Schonley called games on his own.
     
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    The_Lillard_King Westside

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    That was bragging?

    I did not have any special IQ, had to work hard in high school in hopes of making it into a college. Was lucky enough to make it into 3 colleges and got to choose between community college, a small liberal arts college or a big state university.

    Now that is bragging!

    I didn't see anything wrong with the thread and enjoyed listening to that clip . . . something I never would have listen to if you didn't post it here. Thx
     
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    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    Thanks. I'm probably the only one in this thread who can hold my chin high while I ask dumb questions and post weird videos, since I haven't moaned about my unrequited genius IQ.
     

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