Thrilla vs Mamba

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Who Wins in an E-Fight

  1. Thrilla

    13 vote(s)
    44.8%
  2. Mamba

    16 vote(s)
    55.2%
  1. Really Lost One

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    I think Thrilla's Danny Ainge avatar or wtv adds to the flavor as well. He's got the, yeah yeah I'm killing you, and I don't care because I got no conscience. Very scary to think about. If given the choice to end a community, Mamba would opt for the atomic bomb, to blow the place up to smitherines while he is in the air with his airplane taking photos and snorting cocaine, while laughing like a maniac and thinking about the many more lives he will effect due to radiation. If given the choice, Thrilla wouldn't do that, too outlandish. He would rather infect the whole community with anthrax and watch everybody suffer, and slowly die out, while video taping the stages of death to get off to when he's bored. Very cruel, both of them.
     
  2. Mamba

    Mamba The King is Back Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Keep it coming Brian, you're distracting me from my essay. Asshole. You're fucking dead.
     
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    You two keep on jawing because I'm taking notes. Soon I'll be an even bigger thug then you guys. My e-dick will be so big I'll wrap it around your neck ten times. I'm gonna have both of your skills combined.
     
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    Mamba The King is Back Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Your Asian, you'll never have a dick like that.
     
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    Oh my goodness...this has to be one of the most hilarious threads I've read in a loooonnnnggggg time.
     
  6. Chutney

    Chutney MON-STRAWRRR!!1!

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    Racial stereotypes... check. This thread officially kicks ass.
     
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    Mamba The King is Back Staff Member Global Moderator

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    I don't need help finding ammo.

    Thank you though, Asian kid.
     
  9. Shapecity

    Shapecity S2/JBB Teamster Staff Member Administrator

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    This is hilarious.

    Here's some fun facts about these two participants.

    44Thrilla used to wield a butcher's knife
    BlackMamba makes lattes and frapuccinos
     
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    Mamba The King is Back Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Mamba also used to break down pallets, so he is an expert with box cutters.

    He also used to work in a deli, so he is an expert with slicers and slaughtering people in freezers.

    Mamba also used to work at a pet store, so he can kill your family pet.
     
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    Who's Thrilla?
     
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    Mamba The King is Back Staff Member Global Moderator

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    A Celtics fan.
     
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    They're both entertaining, but when having to decide between a Laker e-thug and a Celtic one, I have to go with LA right now. Just as a symbolic thing, plus Mamba is persistent as hell.

    Another Classic thread though Lost One, props.
     
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    Mamba...he would kick another man in the nuts and not have any remorse...just dirty, cold thug life
     
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    Brian and Legacy

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    Thrilla and Mamba.
     
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    I haven't been here in awhile but I can co-sign on Mamba being a huge douchebag that has no heart. I remember he nearly drove Umair into therapy back on JBB with his constant attacks. You're right Brian, Thrilla is more subtle and less confrontational but just as horrible. I gotta give it to Mamba though. I heard he once set an orphanage on fire, rescued each child in his "ambulance", gaining their trust. He then went on to take the kids home, raping and killing them all while doing his signature maniac laugh and cocaine snort, as Brian stated earlier. Horrible.
     
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    Brian- "Guys I'm going to McDonalds, what should I get?"

    Thrilla- "Better thread ideas."

    :biglaugh:
     
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    A-hem.
     
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    Thrilla wins this. Mamba will sit there and e-scream like a lunatic, but Thrilla always wins with wit and twisting your words around. He'll argue circles around Mamba, while Mamba's head spins off.
     
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    Your just like a gnat that accidentally falls into our punchbowl at our picnic...Thrilla would walk up, whip out his junk and piss in the punchbowl and ask us to apologize
     

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